That Bitch is Evil!

No, that’s not just what crazy people phone up my husband to tell him… it’s also true of this crazy lady who I’ve rented my guest room to for the week (or is it whom? Can someone clear that up for me please?).

Volatile Lunacy, I mean doesn’t that just say it all?   I have clicked through this blog so many times in my travels and I have to stop and see what she’s talking about next… that always is a sign of a good blog to me.

I get a huge kick out of the fact that she has a disclaimer at the top of her blog, telling people all the bad shit about herself right from the get-go.  It made me giggle a little and think ‘Ok I know I’m going to like this one!’

I wonder if those are her legs in her header, if so… kudos to that girl for staying upright in those shoes.  In my world high heels = busted ankle, therefor (or is it therefore? I need to learn English before I continue learning Dutch)… Anyway, I avoid high heels like the plague.

Right, so I’ve written this big blurb about her, I’ll cut to the chase.  She’s cool and she rants and makes me laugh.  Even though she does make fun of fat kids.

Ok ok, you saw right through me.   The real reason I chose her to be my renter for the week is because she swears WAY more than I do, I admit it!  I figured if I send you all to visit her blog that I’d look like much less of a potty mouth in comparison!

Pretty clever, huh?!

Now go read her blog and come back and tell me how sweet I am, dammit!

(… and dammit doesn’t count, it’s not REALLY a swear word!)

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4 comments

  1. Hey! Thanks for the warm welcome in the email and here on your blog! I feel like I could get a big head, but I must remain calm in order to walk around in my beloved stilettos. I cannot allow myself to get top heavy. Oh, and as a rule, I don’t set out to make fun of the fat kid, he’s just so damned funny I can’t help it! ;-) I promise I will try and behave myself, although I’d like to win this battle ;-) but, since I’ve never rented from anyone before (you’re poppin’ my cherry here) I may need a good scolding from time to time!

  2. to whom I have rented my guest room:)

  3. I like her too! :) I wouldn’t have picked her otherwise!

  4. Delilah is always a funny read. I like her.

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