I Want to be a Wag!

Actually I’m not sure I do, in fact, I’m pretty sure I don’t.   I’m watching Big Brother UK at the moment and there’s 11 women in the house and no men.  Right now they are all sitting around a table talking about how badly they want to be a WAG.

Please, British people out there tell me … tell me now!

WHAT in the name of all that’s good and holy is a WAG?!!! … and why do all these girls want to be one?

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14 comments

  1. now thats better u have said it differently and not sayin all of them its some of them and realy none of us know them personally therefore its just predictions and opinions but what is not right is people misjudgeing now i have no control of that but at the end of the day i saw this artical and thought hold on as “sad,low life” as we maybe isnt it entertaining that you lot are writing about it, people are amused and following up the lastest trends and that, if anything i dont understand way people get all caught up and up in peoples grills(slang) business when they are doing well for example coleen is doing well for her self, melanie aint typical and many people look up to these women when it comes to looking and feeling good i see alot of people buying magazines because they want to no the lastest and best trends isnt that motivation and being a good role model fshion as improved and many people who didnt have much self esteem look up to these people and are like i want to be them therefore am going to wear what they wear and it will look good on me anyways its not all about fashion and us spending our hobbies money and who wouldnt like have abit of good press about them and being famous anyways nuff said. peace and love to the world theres more horrofic things to talk about in this world.xoxoxo

  2. I *am* English, and yes I *know* that the way you are ‘spelling’ things is phonetically how a person may say those words. But it does you no favours writing like that whilst trying to convince someone you have a brain.

    To be personally honest, I do not care whether you work hard and are a WAG at the same time or not. I don’t know you. All I’m saying is people like the famous WAGs that sit in their private boxes, donned up to the nines, who have no jobs, no ambition to be anything than what they are now (except for maybe owning a couple more hundred pairs of shoes) are setting a bad example for the younger generations. To survive in this world you have to look after yourself, not expect some rich guy to take all your troubles away.

    No more silliness, you feel one way, I feel the other. No more to say.

  3. there is a fing called bein annoyed at ppl,and by the way how i speak is how iv written responses pea nut head that dosnt mean i cant spell.oviuos ur not english or not used to slang. eg how iv spelled obvious is how we say it!

    let me explain again. if u were surrounded by a group american kids talking the way they do,slang,the enthinic groups,u wod not undastand. il rewrite that for u. you.would.not.understand!!!

    by da way am not intermedated by ova ppls perception of wifes and girlfrinz of sports men. x

  4. responding to a british wag and Intelligent fank u. on July 4th, 2007:

    I’m sorry, I couldn’t read that, were you trying to be ironic with your title, calling yourself intelligent when you cannot spell?

    I would agree that you should be true to yourself and not get bogged down in the opinions others have of you, but really, I have no idea what the rest of your post was about.

    Quote: “GIRL NEXT TIME FINK OF WAT U SAY AND HOW U SAY IT”

    Right back at you.

  5. edited and ready to read!!!!
    Babe speak of minorities not majorities, any “intelligent” person wod no that! again not all “wags” r talentless.
    If u can actually b bovered and sad enuff to research all the wgas out there and find out if they do nothing else in their personal life to earn them selfs a living them I cant say anything to u but then it is not true, as I wod call my self a g.o.a.f (if u can figure that out) but I am certainly not talent less, work hater, and diff don’t “fancy fings wiv no effort if anyfing it makes me feel useless and not self worth!
    And belief u me it aren’t no glory being just a housewife and that is not the role of a “wag”. we r just ordinary women wiv ordinary needs but obviously if we want it we get it and no one apart of involved participants wod understand and no 4 real how it is. And “sum” women wod prefer to have cleaners do their housework for them (speaking of mi-no-ri-ties) get that u shud learn how to.
    Kids wats rong wiv dem huh. And living of their partners, I wodnt call it that babe, its call being well off enuff that u can hava a break no and again and go do wat u want, we too do look after our men just like any over woman shud to their men its not all o wake up man goes to work, women goes leave the house a tip, the cleaner will clean up wag goes shoppin and social wiv “important” and get snapped by the media all gravey come home and chill wiv the man.
    Far different from that, if anything u don’t get 2 see much of each over,u only have certain hours to network wiv ur man and by the time u no it, start all over again, totally difrent day again tomorrow, more time away,presure build ups.
    Anyways enuff said to sados and to those minorities who fink we’re talentless, stupid and bag of space living off to our men.
    “Personally I’d like to achieve for myself, not live off anyone else, but then like I said, these people are talentless, and have no real ambition for themselves.”
    Pleeeees, wat has happened to thoses lazy ppl who are living off our taxes jus because it is the easy way out, wat do u call those teenage minorities who fink havin children at a very young age wivout reasonable education and prosperity is kool or them jus wanting a flat of there own or to trap there so called lovers huh. GIRL NEXT TIME FINK OF WAT U SAY AND HOW U SAY IT.
    Anymore of ur silly comments I wod be delighted to read them. Hava fab day babe and to those of agree wiv raches statement. xoxoxox

    ps: by the way babe i am not offended cus i no who iam and wat i am bt to thoses who wod be offended i apolize on ur behave for you and to thier men am sure they wod not appreciated thier women being labled as majorities and such names. xoxoxox.

  6. responding to Rache comment on June 3rd, 2007 :
    and dee dont go there,

    Babe speak of minorities not majorities, any “intelligent” person wod no that! again not all “wags” r talentless.

    If u can actually b bovered and sad enuff to research all the wgas out there and find out if they do nothing else in their personal life to earn them selfs a living them I cant say anything to u but then it is not true, as I wod call my self a g.o.a.f (if u can figure that out) but I am certainly not talent less, work hater, and diff don’t “fancy fings wiv no effort if anyfing it makes me feel useless and not self worth!

    And belief u me it aren’t no glory being just a housewife and that is not the role of a “wag”. we r just ordinary women wiv ordinary needs but obviously if we want it we get it and no one apart of involved participants wod understand and no 4 real how it is. And “sum” women wod prefer to have cleaners no their housework for them (speaking of mi-no-ri-ties) get that u shud learn how to.

    Kids wats rong wiv dem huh. And lifing of their partners, I wodnt call it that babe, its call being well off enuff that u can hava a break no and again and go do wat u want, we too do look after our men just like any over woman shud to their men its not all o wake up man goes to work, women goes leave the house a tip the cleaner will clean up wag goes shoppin and social wiv “important” and get snapped by the media all gravey come home and chill wiv the man.

    Far different if anything u don’t get 2 see much of each over,u only have certain hours to networn wiv ur man and by u no it totally difrent day again tomorow. presure build ups. Anyways enuff said sados to those minorities who fink were talentless, stupid and bag of space living off to our men.

    “Personally I’d like to achieve for myself, not live off anyone else, but then like I said, these people are talentless, and have no real ambition for themselves.”

    Pleeeees, wat has happened to thoses lazy ppl who are living off our taxes jus because it is the easy way out, wat do u call those teenage minorities who fink havin children at a very young age wivout reasonable education and prosperity is kool or them jus wanting a flat of there own or to trap there so called lovers huh. GIRL NEXT TIME FINK OF WAT U SAY AND HOW U SAY IT.

    Anymore of ur silly comments I wod be delighted to read them. Hava fab day babe and to those of agree wiv raches statement. xoxoxox

  7. I am a housewife *and* recently got a cleaner to clean the house for me. I’m married to a geek (he’s a programmer) but he used to play soccer. But since he’s no pro we’re still poor. I am lazy but I have talent and ambitions. I’m staying at home to take care of my child with special needs and writing at home to support us. :p I would still love to marry a WAG but I love my hubby. I sometimes get confused if I’m a geek or a bimbo. Can I be both?

  8. Well said Rache!

  9. Well, I’m British, and I don’t want to be one.

    I imagine the reason they want to be one (I don’t watch Big Brother myself) is because they’re talentless and obviously hate working. So, if they’re girlfriends of footballers, or ‘better yet’ get married to one, they can stay at home and get fancy things with no effort. Basically they want to be housewives *and* have a cleaner to do the housewife job. She might have a couple of kids, and that’ll be that.

    Personally I’d like to achieve for myself, not live off anyone else, but then like I said, these people are talentless, and have no real ambition for themselves.

  10. Ok yeah pretty sure I don’t want to be a Wag then. I honestly can’t imagine being married to a sporty kind of guy, I’m more of a geek lover.

    These chicks were all sitting around talking about how great it would be to be a ‘wag’ because you get all kinds of press and get to go to cool parties and meet celebrities.

  11. I like definition #3 personally ;)

  12. Delurking to provide you with this useful reference:
    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wag

  13. WAGs are wives and girlfriends of soccer players? Posh spice is a WAG.

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