Anal Packer!

Sometimes I say the stupidest things without even realizing I’m doing it. Xander just reminded me today about something I said out loud one day we were getting groceries. You see, whenever we get groceries I have to just stand back and let Xander pack the groceries into bags. He’s totally OCD about it and is convinced nobody can pack …

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Sunshine!

It’s sunny in Rotterdam today, for the first time in too damn long. I feel rejuvinated, I feel alive! Xander says I’m like a little rechargable battery, I go out in the sunlight and he can almost hear the hum of my body recharging. How strange huh? We’re going into town shortly, where we will grab some lunch, see Constantine …

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The Pain of American Idol

So many of us are watching American Idol and simply don’t know why. We watch it, think how dramatic and silly it can be, but are still glued to our screens whenever it’s on. I won’t try to get into the whole human nature thing and why we feel the need to see it, all I know is I really …

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Pawn not Porn!

I just saw the comment left for me by Xenoguy and it reminded me that the guy in my class told me the name of the author of the book I’m looking for. So I jumped up and scurried around looking for my bag, which hasn’t moved since my vacation started.. I’m such a lazyass. Anyway, when I looked at …

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The Most Frustrating Game EVAR!

Someone pointed me towards this online… game, I guess you’d call it. It’s called Not Pr0n (don’t ask me why, I have no idea) and it’s making me absolutely insane. Well it was, before I just utterly and completely gave up. See how it works is, you go to this page and when you start the game you are facing …

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Spammers Deserve a Good Ass-Raping!!

I knew it was bound to happen once I started using a blogging program but it didn’t frustrate me any less. Today I woke up to a pile of mails alerting me of all these comments and trackbacks to my blog. WHOO! I thought, people have been posting on my blog! Then I realized they were all from “me” and …

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Does She Have To Be Such A Mammal?!

I saw the funniest website today, I swear some people have the funniest writing styles! Someone forwarded me to a website called The Sneeze where a guy was talking about drinking his wife’s breastmilk. I found it absolutely hilarious when he said: The only thing weirder than me drinking breast milk, is the fact that milk is coming out of …

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Uniforms

I was staying at my Nana Hazel’s for some reason, but she and papa weren’t there. The house was sort of different, it was bigger with more rooms and painted different colors. There was some big thing going on, I’m not sure what but everyone was in such a rush to get things ready and were getting all dressed up. …

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Jan Jansen, huh..

Yesterday our speed was cut by our ISP (Chello). When I spoke to them on the 9th the guy I was speaking with told me that if I called back if we were cut off, that it could be reset. I phoned yesterday and got this guy, and I told him what the guy before him said. His response was …

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Sick Puppy

My baby is sick and I don’t know why! Last night Xander and I were watching TV and Bailey threw up near our feet. When we got up to clean it we found 3-4 other piles of vomit. He threw up a few times after that and again during the night in his bed (and on ours, ugh!). I was …

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Rhino Winter Blues?

I just saw this article I had to blog again immediately. The is what the article says: Call it rhino winter blues – a pair of rhinoceroses in a Dutch zoo are being given sunbed treatments to make up for the lack of sunlight during the cloudy winter months. Rhinos Jennifer and Petra don’t like the gray Dutch weather much. …

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