I use Sitemeter to keep track of the traffic on my website. From time to time I have a look at the referral sites to see where my site is being linked from and such. A while back I posted about some weird things people were searching for that lead them here. Here are some of the (not so) gems …

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Still haven’t heard back from Google yet, I think they hate me or have put a restraining order against me after all the mails I’ve sent them. I don’t care though, I plan on writing until someone gives me a decent answer. I was out with the dog yesterday and was thinking about how cool it would be to have …

FUUUUUUUUCK!!! I’m an idiot! I’m the queen of idiots! I am the MOTHERSHIP that all alien idiots waddle out of!! I want to rip my brain out and use it to feed small animals, that’s how useless it is!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!! If you’ve been following my rants about Google lately you know that I’ve been pulling my hair out being pissed …