{"id":926,"date":"2008-07-18T09:28:09","date_gmt":"2008-07-18T07:28:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/926"},"modified":"2008-08-07T09:44:45","modified_gmt":"2008-08-07T07:44:45","slug":"shit-ninja-busted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/926","title":{"rendered":"Shit Ninja Busted!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh my god, the DAY after I write the rant about the shit ninjas I\u2019m out with the dogs and the very dog I suspected runs out and shits RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME on the sidewalk.&#160;&#160; Other than trying to housebreak Pixel I have never in my life been so happy to see a dog have a crap!<\/p>\n<p>Not only that, but her dog ran up to me and my two dogs barking her ass off and it wasn\u2019t until I yelled out that she even stuck her head out the door.&#160;&#160; When I asked her if she could please clean up after her dog, her first response was to say \u2018ok but then I ask you to not let your dogs shit on the grass out back because when I want to play with my child\u2026 yada yada\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>UH First, we carry baggies to clean up after our dogs.<\/p>\n<p>Secondly, bitch\u2026&#160; when has anyone ever seen you outside with your kid, let alone playing with it?&#160; You can\u2019t even be arsed to walk with your DOG.<\/p>\n<p>Anyhow, I ended up saying ok no worries\u2026 we\u2019ll not let our dogs crap on the grass out back (which we \u2013rarely- ever do anyway and when we do it\u2019s picked up) and you can clean up after your dog in the front.<\/p>\n<p>I just couldn\u2019t believe the nerve of her when her dog just squatted and had a dump in the middle of the sidewalk right in front of me, which she wouldn\u2019t have even seen if I hadn\u2019t yelled out to her.&#160;&#160; I\u2019d have been SO embarrassed if I were her!&#160; Unfortunately it seems like the general first instinct of people here in NL is to find something to argue back about rather than accepting their own responsibility.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>It will be interesting to see if anything changes, other than the awkward neighbour tension that is surely to follow\u2026 thankfully they live at the other end of the building and we don\u2019t really have to see them that often anyway.<\/p>\n<p>I honestly have half a mind to contact the local police about it.&#160; I mean if they care enough to send us reminders and little paper baggies in the mail, they should care enough to check into someone who lets their dog shit all over public walkways, doesn\u2019t have it on a leash AND doesn\u2019t even walk WITH it.<\/p>\n<p>There are laws in this city about cleaning up after your dog.&#160; There is also a leash law.&#160;&#160; HELLO!!!&#160; When someone catches you not walking with your dog and letting it shit all the way up the sidewalk, you don\u2019t argue!!<\/p>\n<p>Jesus.. people piss me off.&#160; PISS ME OFFF!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh my god, the DAY after I write the rant about the shit ninjas I\u2019m out with the dogs and the very dog I suspected runs out and shits RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME on the sidewalk.&#160;&#160; Other than trying to housebreak Pixel I have never in my life been so happy to see a &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[69,62,57],"class_list":["post-926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","","category-tantrums-rants","tag-neighbours","tag-pets","tag-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/926","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=926"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/926\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1039,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/926\/revisions\/1039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}