{"id":924,"date":"2008-07-17T08:14:06","date_gmt":"2008-07-17T06:14:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/924"},"modified":"2010-05-24T22:30:18","modified_gmt":"2010-05-24T20:30:18","slug":"foad-thursday-shit-ninjas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/924","title":{"rendered":"FOAD Thursday – Shit Ninjas"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a> There is something that\u2019s been bugging me for a while, and I\u2019m so about to rant about it.<\/p>\n

At the moment the walkway in front of our building is like a minefield of dog shit.\u00a0\u00a0 When we are going to the car or walking the dogs we have to watch every step we take because there is dog shit everywhere\u2026 and we can\u2019t catch the people who are doing it.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s gotta be the same dog, because all the shits look the same, but who\u2019s dog is it?!\u00a0\u00a0 We know most of the people who live around us with dogs because we meet up with them in our walks, and we\u2019re pretty sure none of them would be that antisocial.\u00a0\u00a0 We do have an idea of who is doing it but we just can\u2019t catch them in the act.\u00a0 They are quick and quiet, like ninjas!<\/p>\n

There\u2019s a couple who moved into our building about 2 years ago.\u00a0 They have some beagle type dog and a young daughter.\u00a0\u00a0 They are one of those people who never have their dog on a leash, and what\u2019s worse is that the woman doesn\u2019t even bother to walk with the dog.\u00a0\u00a0 She goes downstairs to the main doorway and stands there while her dog runs up the road and walks itself.<\/p>\n

I think that the dog is shitting everywhere willy nilly but I can\u2019t catch it.\u00a0\u00a0 When the dog takes off to the end of the road and you are in our living room you can hear the noise of the dogs nails on the sidewalk.\u00a0\u00a0 So when I hear that I go out on the balcony to watch, but try to hide a the same time because I don\u2019t want to be one of THOSE neighbours.<\/p>\n

Whenever I watch though, I never see it shitting on the sidewalk.\u00a0 Maybe it\u2019s not that dog at all but some other dog that gets walked quietly while we are in bed.\u00a0\u00a0 Like a shit fairy leaving presents for us in the morning.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m considering going on a stakeout and spending an evening in our car in the parking lot.\u00a0 I\u2019m pretty sure I\u2019d fall asleep and miss it though, then all our neighbours would think Xander put me out and I had to spend the night in the car.\u00a0\u00a0 We wouldn\u2019t want that.<\/p>\n

We\u2019ve also gone the geeky route and considered setting up a webcam to monitor the walkway.\u00a0\u00a0 This is still a possibility.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s just so disgusting.\u00a0 I mean there are endless amounts of grassy patches around here to let your dog go out on.\u00a0\u00a0 Our dog WON\u2019T shit on the sidewalk, he\u2019ll turn around and back into a bush if he has to.\u00a0\u00a0 It\u2019s just so completely antisocial nowadays to have your dog shit all over a sidewalk and not clean it up.\u00a0 I really wonder what kind of people they are.<\/p>\n

I know what kind of person I am though, and if we do catch them and they don\u2019t clean up their act, we\u2019ll be depositing every piece of shit we find after that straight into their mailbox.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There is something that\u2019s been bugging me for a while, and I\u2019m so about to rant about it. At the moment the walkway in front of our building is like a minefield of dog shit.\u00a0\u00a0 When we are going to the car or walking the dogs we have to watch every step we take because …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6866,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[26,69,62,57],"class_list":["post-924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-tantrums-rants","tag-foad-thursday","tag-neighbours","tag-pets","tag-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=924"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4627,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/924\/revisions\/4627"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}