{"id":906,"date":"2008-06-18T10:58:05","date_gmt":"2008-06-18T08:58:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/906"},"modified":"2010-05-26T21:42:29","modified_gmt":"2010-05-26T19:42:29","slug":"bad-body-timing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/906","title":{"rendered":"Bad Body Timing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why is it that whenever we can\u2019t use something, that is when our body wants to.\u00a0\u00a0 When we are carrying an armload of something, we get an itchy nose.\u00a0\u00a0 When you have stuff in your hair you don\u2019t want to touch, you get an itch on your scalp.\u00a0\u00a0 When you are standing in a crowd and can\u2019t bend over you get an itchy ankle.<\/p>\n<p>Surely it\u2019s not just me?<\/p>\n<p>The guy is here fixing our bathroom finally, after the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/859\" target=\"_blank\">pipe leaked<\/a> and the fiasco that followed when they <a href=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/860\" target=\"_blank\">replaced it<\/a>.\u00a0\u00a0 In order to do that, the water needs to be turned off.\u00a0 Which means the toilet can\u2019t flush, which is about 4 feet away from where he is working.<\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s this have to do with the whole body timing thing?<\/p>\n<p>I NEED NUMBER TWO \u2013 URGENT LIKE!!!<\/p>\n<p>OmgIamgoingtodie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why is it that whenever we can\u2019t use something, that is when our body wants to.\u00a0\u00a0 When we are carrying an armload of something, we get an itchy nose.\u00a0\u00a0 When you have stuff in your hair you don\u2019t want to touch, you get an itch on your scalp.\u00a0\u00a0 When you are standing in a crowd &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,2],"tags":[99,33,57],"class_list":["post-906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","","category-life-in-nl","category-randoms","tag-home-renovation","tag-netherlands","tag-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=906"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4849,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/906\/revisions\/4849"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}