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<\/a><\/p>\n… a teeth baring, hissing, screaming MURDERDEATHKILL feline hellion.<\/p>\n
Yeah, you aren’t misunderstanding.\u00a0 These people who deal with all sorts of dogs and cats, day in and day out, year after year, could not handle my big fat lazy cat!\u00a0 Wait, my big, fat, lazy SUPER FREAKIN INTELLIGENT cat.\u00a0 I mean he managed to get his way well enough, didn’t he?<\/p>\n
Xander came and picked me up at work because we weren’t sure if he’d be able to sort Spencer out on his own (Spencer was mine for years before he was Xander’s so chances were he’d calm down better for me) and we went to the shelter.\u00a0\u00a0 It wasn’t long after we got there that we heard Spencer freaking out.<\/p>\n
He had escaped from them and was in a small room where they kept the quarantined cats who hadn’t had their shots yet.\u00a0\u00a0 When I opened the door I saw nothing but teeth and flailing paws.\u00a0\u00a0 I guess he didn’t recognize me… or maybe he did and was giving me my due for putting him there in the first place.<\/p>\n
It took me a while to calm him down.\u00a0 They kept warning me not to let him out because he’d attack me and claw my eyes out and stuff and I was like Pfft, people this is Spencer, I know this cat!\u00a0 Inside I was starting to wonder who the hell they had working there, I mean have these people not ever dealt with a cat who was afraid before?<\/p>\n
Long story short, they told us he had to go… and clearly that meant Salem was coming too.\u00a0\u00a0 After some coaxing I got Spencer to calm down and come out of the room and when I put his carrier on the floor he walked straight into it.\u00a0\u00a0 I guess he figured it was about time.<\/p>\n
When we arrived back home Xander and I were both completely frazzled.\u00a0\u00a0 It had been an emotional 24 hours for me and first I had to deal with losing my cats, but now I had to deal with losing all my dreams of non-cat life… because clearly the world is just telling us that we are meant to own them forever.\u00a0 The cats, on the other hand, were just fine!\u00a0\u00a0 They walked out of their carriers and into the kitchen where their food dishes usually are.\u00a0 Spencer gave a meow and a look that said ‘Ok so now that we have that nonsense out of the way, are you gonna feed me or what, ffs!’.\u00a0\u00a0 It was just business as usual for them.<\/p>\n
Can you believe all of this?\u00a0 I am at the point now where I can’t help but laugh.\u00a0 I spent years mulling over the idea of trying to rehome them and when I finally get up the nerve they aren’t even gone 24 hours.<\/p>\n
I have NEVER heard of a shelter calling the previous owners and telling them to take their pet back.\u00a0 Of course, if it was ever going to happen it was going to be with me and Spencer.\u00a0 I should have seen it coming.\u00a0\u00a0 Now we are trying to think of ways to make cat life easier.\u00a0 We’ve started with a bigger litter box for the balcony and a new 2000 watt vacuum!\u00a0 THANK GOD we got all our money back from the shelter.<\/p>\n
So that’s it… as a co-worker of my mother said (or sang, rather)…<\/p>\n
THE CAT CAME BACK…. THE VERY NEXT DAY!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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