{"id":8521,"date":"2012-06-13T08:24:12","date_gmt":"2012-06-13T06:24:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/?p=8521"},"modified":"2012-06-13T08:28:30","modified_gmt":"2012-06-13T06:28:30","slug":"princess-pixel-on-a-rainy-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/8521","title":{"rendered":"Princess Pixel on a Rainy Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

Anyone who knows us knows that Pixel<\/a> has us wrapped around her little finger.\u00a0 Bailey<\/a> does as well, we are their bitches really.\u00a0 We do try to Cesar Milan their asses whenever possible but there are times when they are just so cute and funny that we can\u2019t help but laugh.<\/p>\n

Like Pixel on a rainy day\u2026 you have never seen a dog that hates the rain as much as she does.\u00a0 Bailey doesn\u2019t like it but he is a bit more of a trooper than Pixel is.<\/p>\n

“WALKIES”, <\/em>we will yell out when it\u2019s time to go.\u00a0 This is what we are usually met with\u2026<\/p>\n

\"Pixel<\/a><\/p>\n

On a normal day they will kind of just look at us for a few minutes, get up and stretch and run after us, eager to get out for a walk to sniff things, pee on things and eat a little poo if they are quick enough without us noticing.<\/p>\n

On a rainy day\u2026 they do not move.\u00a0 Bailey may <\/em>run after you if he needs to go badly enough, but Pixel will curl up and try to shrink into invisibility.\u00a0 You can just FEEL her screaming inside saying DON\u2019T MAKE ME GO OUT THERE!!!<\/em><\/p>\n

Without fail, we have to go to the sofa or wherever she has planted herself, pick her up and make her go with us\u2026 or try to.<\/p>\n

\"Pixel\"<\/a><\/p>\n

No no no no no, I don\u2019t want to go!!!\u00a0 <\/em><\/p>\n

\"Pixel\"<\/a><\/p>\n

You can\u2019t make me!!\u00a0 I don\u2019t have to go, really, I can hold it!\u00a0 Let\u2019s just go back inside now, don\u2019t be silly.\u00a0 It is WET.OUT.THERE!<\/em><\/p>\n

\"Pixel\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Stoooopppppp! Someone call animal control!\u00a0 Cruelty to animals!!\u00a0 Stop it!\u00a0 I will learn to use a litter box, just don\u2019t make me go out there!\u00a0 My paw, my delicate paws, they can\u2019t take it!\u00a0 Do you SEE how close my belly is to the ground?!\u00a0 <\/em><\/p>\n

This is the point where we usually get fed up, pick her up and make her go outside with us.\u00a0 I didn\u2019t get a photo of that because at this point I was laughing too hard.<\/p>\n

When she does get outside, she pees and poops at the speed of light and heads straight back for the door again.\u00a0 She also throws a few hateful or pathetic glances our way to make us feel ashamed of ourselves, just on the chance that there may be a cookie in it for her when she gets inside.<\/p>\n

I swear, this dog\u2026 she kills me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Anyone who knows us knows that Pixel has us wrapped around her little finger.\u00a0 Bailey does as well, we are their bitches really.\u00a0 We do try to Cesar Milan their asses whenever possible but there are times when they are just so cute and funny that we can\u2019t help but laugh. Like Pixel on a …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8523,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,20],"tags":[60,422,875,62,61,52],"class_list":["post-8521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-funny-shit","category-the-zoo","tag-bailey","tag-dogs","tag-funny-shit","tag-pets","tag-pixel","tag-xander"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8521"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8521\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8527,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8521\/revisions\/8527"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8523"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}