{"id":806,"date":"2008-02-25T08:23:05","date_gmt":"2008-02-25T06:23:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/806"},"modified":"2008-08-07T20:42:04","modified_gmt":"2008-08-07T18:42:04","slug":"wtb-immune-system","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/806","title":{"rendered":"WTB Immune System!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Buying Immune System!\u00a0 Does anyone have one for sale?<\/p>\n

The dizziness is almost totally gone now, finally.\u00a0 The doc told me that my bloodwork came back ok but that there was levels of something or other that lead him to think I have a virus, which was causing the vertigo.\u00a0 I was all, cool… give me something to make it go away.<\/p>\n

His answer:\u00a0 Just wait a few weeks, don’t stand up too quickly or turn your head too much.<\/p>\n

Yeah, that shouldn’t be too hard!<\/p>\n

This weekend I felt great.\u00a0 I even ripped up the carpet in our bedroom and did loads of other stuff.\u00a0\u00a0 Finally, I was feeling better and could move without feeling like I was about to fall over.<\/p>\n

Yesterday Xander sprayed this Ajax crap in the shower and the fumes from it made me cough and get all weird.\u00a0\u00a0 It was really strong and for the rest of the day I had this wheezy sort of cough.\u00a0\u00a0 We tried airing out the house and getting me out of the house but nothing worked.<\/p>\n

This morning I woke up with a sore throat and a runny nose. Umm.. WTF?!<\/p>\n

A while back I thought I had a cold<\/a>, but it turned out to be allergies. Allergies to what I have no idea but it wasn’t a cold.\u00a0\u00a0 I’m hoping that’s the same problem now because if I get a cold I’m gonna be PISSED!<\/p>\n

I already took a bunch of days off work the week before last because I could barely stand up with that vertigo shit.\u00a0\u00a0 Now, no matter how shit I feel I will have to tough it out and go to work.\u00a0 Snot and all.<\/p>\n

If it is a cold, I have a theory.\u00a0\u00a0 I have no immune system.<\/p>\n

Here’s what I figure…\u00a0\u00a0 I’ve spent so much time here by myself in my own little bubble, that now that I’m out working and on stuffed subways and trams, in offices with people who are sometimes sick or carrying germs from their offspring, I just catch everything they have to give.<\/p>\n

I’ve started taking daily vitamins on Friday, but I think it might have been too late.\u00a0 If you don’t hear from me for a while, just assume I’ve come in contact with someone with oh I dunno… malaria, or something.<\/p>\n

P.S.\u00a0 Last night I saw a mosquito on the ceiling in our bedroom.\u00a0 Who knows what that bastard is gonna give me.<\/p>\n

Now that I think of it, a plastic bubble may be easier to come by than a spare immune system.<\/p>\n

WTB PLASTIC BUBBLE!<\/p>\n

Maybe I’ll move to China where it’s possible to walk around in a mask without looking like Michael Jackson.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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