{"id":782,"date":"2008-01-21T20:29:37","date_gmt":"2008-01-21T18:29:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/782"},"modified":"2010-05-31T23:45:42","modified_gmt":"2010-05-31T21:45:42","slug":"shopping-with-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/782","title":{"rendered":"Shopping With Men"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Honestly girls, why do we keep attempting to do this?\u00a0\u00a0 I know my husband hates shopping but I still drag him with me when I need to go.\u00a0\u00a0 Of all the wife-lessons I&#8217;ve learned, this is one I consistently have trouble with.\u00a0\u00a0 Not that I go shopping all that often of course, but when I do&#8230; by god he&#8217;s coming with me!<\/p>\n<p>It always follows the same pattern, we&#8217;re both in a fairly good mood going in.\u00a0\u00a0 Within a few minutes his eyes glaze over and I usually end up standing there going &#8220;Hey what do you think of this?\u00a0 Hey!\u00a0 Xander, what do you think of this?\u00a0 THIS, What do you think of it?!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I will give him some credit, when I do finally regain his attention he will be honest with me if he doesn&#8217;t like something, which often tends to be something I DO like.\u00a0 So I&#8217;m left conflicted and wishing I&#8217;d just left him in his dream world, where he was probably back in his office playing World of Warcraft.<\/p>\n<p>As I said, I hate shopping at the best of times, ESPECIALLY clothes shopping.\u00a0\u00a0 After one or two outfits my face starts getting red, after one pair of can&#8217;t get up past my hips and thighs pants, I start to sweat.\u00a0\u00a0 This is when I start getting cranky and have no patience for &#8230; well, anything.\u00a0\u00a0 I just want to find something that fits and doesn&#8217;t look like I&#8217;m wearing a mumu and get the hell out of there.<\/p>\n<p>So, what does it do for my mood when I have a disgruntled husband follow me around?\u00a0 It&#8217;s not good, not good at all&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m bitch at him, he sighs.<br \/>\nI bitch at him for sighing at me, he says nothing.<br \/>\nI have a Jack-from-Will&amp;Grace high pitched moment asking him why he just sits there and says nothing when I&#8217;m obviously upset.<br \/>\nHe looks bewildered and starts trying to think of the right thing to say, while already forming a Plan B &#8211; looking for a place to hide.<\/p>\n<p>Then we go home, without whatever it was we went there for in the first place.<\/p>\n<p>So why do I do it?\u00a0 Why do I try to get him to come with me when the safest thing for us both is for me to go alone, get what I want, do it at my own speed and keep my mouth shut because even if I am frustrated I have nobody to bitch at?<\/p>\n<p>Beats the hell out of me&#8230; and I can&#8217;t even say I won&#8217;t ask him to come with me the next time.\u00a0 Misery loves company I guess!<\/p>\n<div id=\"scid:0767317B-992E-4b12-91E0-4F059A8CECA8:f13a100e-22b7-42d5-b206-b90f8d4a78bc\" class=\"wlWriterSmartContent\" style=\"padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-left: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; margin: 0px; padding-top: 0px\">Technorati Tags: <a rel=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tags\/Husbands\">Husbands<\/a>,<a rel=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tags\/Marriage\">Marriage<\/a>,<a rel=\"tag\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tags\/Shopping\">Shopping<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Honestly girls, why do we keep attempting to do this?\u00a0\u00a0 I know my husband hates shopping but I still drag him with me when I need to go.\u00a0\u00a0 Of all the wife-lessons I&#8217;ve learned, this is one I consistently have trouble with.\u00a0\u00a0 Not that I go shopping all that often of course, but when I &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[106,52],"class_list":["post-782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","","category-randoms","tag-spats","tag-xander"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=782"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5208,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782\/revisions\/5208"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}