My friend Matt was dissin’ my potato mush today. He obviously has no taste…\u00a0 I call it Pink Mush With Blobs, because that’s what it looks like.\u00a0 It tastes much better than it looks though, I swear.\u00a0\u00a0 I think I’ll make some tonight so I can get a photo.<\/p>\n
Breigh says (8:21 AM):
\nbrb gonna grab some food
\nMatt says (8:22 AM):
\nOK
\nBreigh says (8:39 AM):
\nback
\nMatt says (8:39 AM):
\nwhat was on the menu?
\nBreigh says (8:40 AM):
\nI had some toast and a banana
\nMatt says (8:40 AM):
\nmmm
\nMatt says (8:40 AM):
\ntoast and mac’n’cheese are God’s way of applogizing haha
\nMatt says (8:40 AM):
\nand peanutbutter
\nMatt says (8:40 AM):
\nthats it though
\nBreigh says (8:41 AM):
\nhaha
\nBreigh says (8:41 AM):
\nI had peanut butter and jam
\nMatt says (8:42 AM):
\ncrunchy or smooth?
\nBreigh says (8:43 AM):
\nsmooth
\nMatt says (8:44 AM):
\nI should have known, you have good taste.
\nMatt says (8:44 AM):
\nhaha
\nMatt says (8:44 AM):
\nexcept from that ketchup on you kraft…and that mashed tater thing you make.
\nMatt says (8:45 AM):
\nwell have our crazy foods though haha
\nBreigh says (8:45 AM):
\nhey have you ever tried my crazy mashed tater thing?
\nBreigh says (8:45 AM):
\nshit now I want that
\nMatt says (8:45 AM):
\nno
\nMatt says (8:45 AM):
\nlol
\nMatt says (8:45 AM):
\nI trust your husband on that one.
\nMatt says (8:45 AM):
\nwhat is it again?
\nBreigh says (8:46 AM):
\nmashed potatoes, ground beef and ketchup
\nMatt says (8:47 AM):
\nyumo
\nBreigh says (8:48 AM):
\nit is!!
\nMatt says (8:49 AM):
\ndo you put it on toast?
\nBreigh says (8:49 AM):
\nno
\nMatt says (8:50 AM):
\ni got it…make a potato cake w\/ beef fry it and slater it with ketchup
\nMatt says (8:50 AM):
\nthen I would eat it
\nBreigh says (8:51 AM):
\nI just mash the potatoes, fry the ground beef and then mash it together, then put ketchup on it and mix it up again
\nBreigh says (8:51 AM):
\nand it’s delicious
\nMatt says (8:52 AM):
\nlol that was my vailed attempt to class up your dish
\nMatt says (8:52 AM):
\nlol
\nBreigh says (8:52 AM):
\nhaha
\nBreigh says (8:52 AM):
\nmy dish don’t need no classin’ bitch!
\nMatt says (8:52 AM):
\nlol
\nMatt says (8:53 AM):
\nlord knows it needs something
\nMatt says (8:53 AM):
\ni know what it needs
\nMatt says (8:53 AM):
\na paper plate and to be served in a single wide trailer, in a very seedy trailer park
\nMatt says (8:53 AM):
\nand a can of warm cheap malt beer to wash it down with
\nBreigh says (8:53 AM):
\nHAHAHA
\nMatt says (8:53 AM):
\nlol<\/p><\/blockquote>\nBastard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My friend Matt was dissin’ my potato mush today. He obviously has no taste…\u00a0 I call it Pink Mush With Blobs, because that’s what it looks like.\u00a0 It tastes much better than it looks though, I swear.\u00a0\u00a0 I think I’ll make some tonight so I can get a photo. Breigh says (8:21 AM): brb gonna …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[87,875,113,17],"class_list":["post-707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","","category-funny-shit","tag-food","tag-funny-shit","tag-matt","tag-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=707"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1215,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707\/revisions\/1215"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}