{"id":6748,"date":"2011-08-10T11:53:54","date_gmt":"2011-08-10T09:53:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/6748"},"modified":"2015-12-07T06:42:41","modified_gmt":"2015-12-07T05:42:41","slug":"101-listmy-first-pedicure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/6748","title":{"rendered":"Bucket List – My First Pedicure"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Last week my friend Penny<\/a> and I got together for pedicures.\u00a0 It was my very first pedicure ever, can you believe it?!\u00a0 It\u2019s something I\u2019ve always wanted to do but either I didn\u2019t want to spend the money on it or I was freaked out about people messing with my feet.<\/p>\n

Penny kept pushing me on it, so I finally gave in and decided to give it a go.\u00a0 Another friend told us about a place in Zuidplein<\/a> where she goes, so we decided to go there.<\/p>\n

First, let me say I was\u00a0 little wary.\u00a0 After my experience with getting acrylic nails at an Asian Nail Farm<\/a> I wasn\u2019t sure I wanted to try one of those places again for my pedicure.\u00a0 When I got the acrylic nails put on they damaged my nail beds quite badly, I also left with bloody cuticles, which was unpleasant.\u00a0 I call them Asian Nail Farms because they are usually big places that just push people through like cattle, it\u2019s more about quantity than quality.<\/p>\n

But\u2026 it\u2019s cheap, and that\u2019s what keeps people going there.\u00a0 It\u2019s also what brought us there for the pedicures.<\/p>\n

Anyhow, I was quite excited about it, in spite of my hesitance about the location.<\/p>\n

Well, it was both a good and bad experience\u2026 It\u2019s one of those things that at the time is frustrating but later becomes a good story you can laugh about.<\/p>\n

We showed up at the shop and were able to just walk in, which was great.\u00a0 I was so happy to see that they had those big massage chairs that we could sit in, I looooove<\/em> those chairs!\u00a0 I used to go to electronics shops and sit in them just for fun.<\/p>\n

The excitement started to wane a bit when I sat in the chair they pointed to and the arm fell off.\u00a0 See the arm of the chair in the photo with the remote on it?\u00a0 Well, every few minutes it just flopped off to the side.\u00a0 They are made to open outwards so people can turn sideways and slide off the chair, as it\u2019s a bit awkward with the tub in front.\u00a0 The swivel was broken on that arm though so instead of just opening outwards, it just fell outwards like it was falling off.\u00a0 I must have picked that arm back up 100 times\u2026\u00a0 The girl kept looking at me and telling me not to do that, like I was some how purposely pushing it off.\u00a0 That was when I started getting irritated.\u00a0 I eventually managed to get it to sit there, careful not to move my hips at all because the slightest nudge made it fall again.<\/p>\n

I messed with the remote for a few minutes getting my massage on, which started to ease my frustration and get me to relax.\u00a0 The girl put the water in the tub and threw some sort of blue stuff in and I started to soak them and wiggle my toes against the jets.\u00a0 It felt great and before long I wasn\u2019t thinking about the wonky chair arm at all.<\/p>\n

Aaaah, I was relaxed, I was hanging with my BFF, I was about to get my very first pedicure\u2026 this was awesome!<\/p>\n

That is, until the chair tried to eat me!<\/p>\n

No lie, it was like a cartoon or something, it literally felt like the chair was trying to eat me!\u00a0 Look at the photo again, see that pad that\u2019s between my back and the chair?\u00a0 Well the way the chair is made, if you pull up that padded flap you see all the mechanical bits inside the chair.\u00a0 I don\u2019t know what was happening but the rolling thing that went up and down my back kept getting caught in something on the bottom of that pad and it pulled the bottom up.\u00a0 This caused the pad to scrunch up into a weird mouth like shape that opened and closed against my back, trying to swallow me whole.\u00a0 Even Penny was looking at me like \u201cWhat the hell is going on with that chair?!!!\u201d<\/p>\n

The girl came over twice to fix it, lifting the flap away from what it was tangled in and flattening it out. Just when I\u2019d start getting comfortable and relaxed, the chair would try to eat me again.<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s the funniest part though, when the girl would come, she\u2019d act totally irritated with ME, like somehow it was my fault that their chair was completely buggered.\u00a0 They should have moved me to a different chair, or I should have asked<\/em> to be moved, but I didn\u2019t want to move away from Penny because we were there together and trying to chat and stuff.<\/p>\n

In the end, the girl basically just turned the thing off and was like \u201cNo massage for joo!\u201d, so I spent about 90% of the time there in a chair that does nothing. Unless you count the arm falling off because that continued the entire time.<\/p>\n

This was just about the first 10 minutes that I was there, and I was becoming a bit worried about what I was going to experience once they actually touched my feet.\u00a0 The girl seemed totally irritated with me, <\/em>because of the chair constantly messing up, was she going to take it out on my feet?!<\/p>\n

Well, it\u2019s possible she did, she tried to boil my feet.\u00a0 True story\u2026 I SO wish I\u2019d had my camera handy to take photos of all this, but it was behind me on a shelf and they were already ticked off enough with me.\u00a0 Plus, I was afraid to move because I didn\u2019t know what else was going to go wrong with that damn chair.\u00a0 The only reason I had the above photo was because Penny had her phone on her.<\/p>\n

Anyway, you\u2019re probably wondering what I meant when I said she tried to boil my feet.\u00a0 Well, it means just that\u2026 she tried to BOIL. MY. FEET!<\/p>\n

After all the chair massage drama was over, and I learned to just sit still like a statue, I could actually think of what was going on with my feet.\u00a0 This is how it went\u2026<\/p>\n

Tammy:\u00a0 Fucking chair\u2026 <\/span><\/p>\n

Penny: Omg I know, what IS it with you?! You have the worst luck ever with this stuff!!<\/span><\/p>\n

Tammy:\u00a0 I know, right?!!\u00a0 I swear, when I write stuff on my blog people must think I make this up, because nobody has this much bad luck.<\/span><\/p>\n

Penny:\u00a0 Nobody could make this shit up.<\/span><\/p>\n

Tammy:\u00a0 Wow, this is pretty warm, huh?<\/span><\/p>\n

Penny (Relaxing and sighing) Nice, isn\u2019t it?<\/span><\/p>\n

Tammy: Yeah.. <\/span><\/p>\n

*Few minutes silence*<\/span><\/p>\n

Tammy: Wow, this is really warm, is yours really warm?<\/span><\/p>\n

Penny: Yeah it can get pretty warm.<\/span><\/p>\n

*Few more minute silence*
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

Tammy: It\u2019s hot, it\u2019s supposed to be hot right,\u00a0 not just warm? This is pretty hot\u2026.<\/span><\/p>\n

Penny (Laughing): Yes, it\u2019s supposed to be hot.<\/span><\/p>\n

*Few more minutes silence\u2026 I start wondering what special kind of foot wimp I really am*<\/span><\/p>\n

Tammy: It\u2019s REALLY hot, is it supposed to be really hot?!!<\/span><\/p>\n

Penny (Starting to feel like she is out with her three year old, I think): Yes, it\u2019s supposed to be hot.<\/span><\/p>\n

*Feeling like the queen of foot wimps, dying to take my feet out but choosing to \u201cman up\u201d instead*<\/span><\/p>\n

*Few more minutes silence*<\/span><\/p>\n

Tammy: THIS IS REALLY FUCKING HOT!!!!! IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS HOT?! OH SWEET JESUS, PENNY IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS HOT?!!<\/span><\/p>\n

Penny (Mom voice): Then take your feet out for Pete\u2019s sake!<\/span><\/p>\n

*Pull my feet out*<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Penny (gasping): OMG LOOK AT YOUR FEET!!!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

*Looks at feet, feeling both horrified at the color of them, yet strangely satisfied that I\u2019m not a foot wimp after all, that something really was wrong*<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Penny: Jesus, I\u2019ve never seen feet that red!! holy shit!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Tammy:\u00a0 I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU IT WAS HOT!!!\u00a0 That\u2019s not normal right?!!\u00a0 Mother of god, it hurts!<\/span><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I think we were creating a bit of a scene because the girl came running back over, people were starting to stare, and my feet felt like they were on fire.\u00a0 She messed with a dial between my feet and told me it was safe to put my feet back in.\u00a0 This was after holding her hands on my feet for a bit and telling me how warm they are.<\/p>\n

NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!\u00a0 I can feel it too!<\/p>\n

Again, I wish I had been able to get a hold of my camera, but I think if I tried to move, or asked the girl to grab it for me, she was going to stab me.\u00a0 Penny tried her hardest to capture the redness but her camera phone just couldn\u2019t cut it.\u00a0 You\u2019ll have to take my word for it.<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s just say, I looked like I was wearing red socks, it really was that bad. Not just red, but BURGUNDY.<\/p>\n

It was around this time that the other girl came to work on Penny\u2019s feet.\u00a0 Penny, who all this time had been sitting in her perfectly intact chair, getting massaged and enjoying her front row seat to my horror show.\u00a0 I was watching the girl clipping, scraping and cutting stuff on Penny\u2019s feet and I won\u2019t lie, I was truly frightened.<\/span><\/p>\n

If a CHAIR could cause me this much misery, what would a pair of clippers do?\u00a0 This girl was coming at me wielding something that looked like a cheese grater and she wanted me to let her put it near my feet.\u00a0 All I could imagine was the trail of blood I was going to leave through the mall on my way home.<\/span><\/p>\n

Yes, I know that\u2019s a bit dramatic but seriously, I had just experienced Chinese water torture first hand.\u00a0 I was traumatized!<\/span><\/p>\n

I considered asking Penny to hold my hand, but I thought that might be the last straw for her.\u00a0 This was her day OFF as a mom, after all.<\/span><\/p>\n

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In the end the pedicure itself turned out to be the best part!\u00a0 There was no pain, no blood and she actually did a pretty good job!\u00a0 She did all her clippy, shavey, scrubby stuff and I left with beautifully painting toenails and a lot less crap on my heels. <\/span><\/p>\n

So, do I consider my first pedicure experience to be a success?\u00a0 Oh jeez, yes and no!<\/p>\n

No, because I\u2019ll never everrrrr go to this place again.\u00a0 That demon chair and the way the girl acted towards me because of it made sure I\u2019ll never visit them again. A lot of the experience was uncomfortable, frustrating and even painful.<\/p>\n

That said, I still had a great day with Penny, we went to a movie, shopped, went out for dinner and just had a really great full day together. Something we don\u2019t get to do nearly often enough..\u00a0 Even though it was completely buggered up for me, we SCREAMED<\/em> with laughter on the way home telling my husband about it.\u00a0 It sort of sucked a the time but now we have a really funny story to tell\u2026 AND the motivation to go do it again and try another place to see if it works out any better.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ll definitely go for another pedicure at some point.\u00a0 I liked the actual pedicure part and I think I\u2019d really enjoy it if I had someone a little less pissy doing it and a better chair.<\/p>\n

So, if you want to go for a pedicure, I wouldn\u2019t advise visiting Le’s Nail and Spa<\/a> in Zuidplein<\/a>.\u00a0 That\u2019s just my personal opinion though.\u00a0 The original friend who recommended it and Penny seemed to have a much better experience than I did!\u00a0 So, I\u2019ll leave it up to you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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