{"id":635,"date":"2007-04-06T11:11:42","date_gmt":"2007-04-06T09:11:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/635"},"modified":"2007-04-06T11:11:44","modified_gmt":"2007-04-06T09:11:44","slug":"oh-the-grossness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/635","title":{"rendered":"Oh the Grossness!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was dooms day.&nbsp; The day I had to go to the dentist&#8230; and what a day it was!&nbsp;&nbsp; I was so nervous and by 12pm I was sure I was going to be sick.<\/p>\n<p>I had my appointment at 12:30pm and after about a 15 minute wait I was brought in by a dental assistant who really didn&#8217;t seem very keen on speaking English.&nbsp;&nbsp; I can speak Dutch but with things like this I prefer to speak English so there is no miscommunication.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>She wanted to do some x-rays and took me around the corner to this weird little room.&nbsp; She put this thing in my mouth that looked like a square piece of plastic and told me to close my mouth.&nbsp; The problem was, I <em>couldn&#8217;t <\/em>close it.&nbsp; The weird thing was sticking into the roof of my mouth and if I closed any further it was going to break the skin.&nbsp;&nbsp; She didn&#8217;t care though, as I shook my head, grabbed her wrists and tried to get her to take it out so I could explain&#8230; she just kept insisting that I close and grabbed my chin and shoved my mouth closed.<\/p>\n<p>My first taste of blood of the day, great.&nbsp; The plastic jabbed into the roof of my mouth, cutting it just as I expected it would and I was so pissed.&nbsp;&nbsp; When she finally took the thing out of my mouth I was so angry I shouted &#8216;JESUS CHRIST THAT THING CUT MY MOUTH!&#8217;.&nbsp;&nbsp; I was so angry with how she dealt with me, knowing I was nervous (I told her when I first went in), I don&#8217;t think shoving things in my mouth and forcing it closed was quite the way to do things.<\/p>\n<p>I touched the roof of my mouth to check the damage and got dizzy when it came out covered in blood.<\/p>\n<p>She was nicer after I screamed and waved my bloody finger at her&#8230; but by that time it didn&#8217;t matter.&nbsp; I was a nervous wreck.&nbsp;&nbsp; If getting a stupid x-ray, which I&#8217;ve had done at dentists 100 times in my life back in Canada, could be SUCH an ordeal then what else could I expect?<\/p>\n<p>This is where it got REALLY humiliating.&nbsp; I didn&#8217;t see that chick again, but when I went back into the office in the dentist chair and the dentist walked in I BURST into tears.&nbsp;&nbsp; I wanted to die, I was so embarrassed.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully the dentist was really nice and understanding. I&#8217;m sure he and everyone else in the office heard the commotion that went on with me and his assistant and it said right on my file that I was a nervous patient&#8230; so he was very sweet and just chatted with me until I calmed down.<\/p>\n<p>He assured me that the stories of the Dutch dentists not using any anesthetic was completely untrue and <em>if <\/em>there was any kind of procedure that needed to be done, he&#8217;d make sure I wouldn&#8217;t feel a thing.&nbsp;&nbsp; That was reassuring and a good thing because as it turned out that broken tooth in the back of my mouth needed to be removed.&nbsp;&nbsp; He made an appointment for 5:30pm for me to come back to have it out.<\/p>\n<p>I was so embarrassed, shaken and angry (with the assistant) that I walked all the way home.&nbsp; I wore my summer shoes and apparently my feet needed to toughen up again because they were bloody when I got home. Good grief, this was turning into a wonderful day indeed!<\/p>\n<p>Xander was home to take me to my 2nd appointment of the day.&nbsp; I was frozen and the tooth came out&#8230; in pieces.&nbsp;&nbsp; As he was trying to pull it the decayed portion of the tooth broke free of the roots so he had to do some serious digging to get the roots out.&nbsp; This was most uncomfortable, not because I could feel anything where he was digging, but because it was far back in my mouth and my lips were being stretched, jabbed into my teeth and cut and they <em>weren&#8217;t<\/em> frozen.&nbsp; It hurt like a bitch!<\/p>\n<p>I survived though.&nbsp; Now with a cut in the roof of my mouth, a bruised lip on the outside, cuts on the inside and a massive hole where my tooth once was.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It&#8217;s over.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I have no other cavities and don&#8217;t have to visit the dentist again for 6 months, THANK GOD!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/blogpics\/tooth2.jpg\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/blogpics\/tooth2sm.jpg\" align=\"left\"><\/a>I kept the tooth of course, because I&#8217;m a total sicko.&nbsp; It was freakin HUGE and nasty.&nbsp; Look how MASSIVE that root is!&nbsp; That is part of what was up inside my gum.&nbsp; I&#8217;m sure the tip must have almost reached my eyeball.<\/p>\n<p>The tooth broke years ago and has been rotting away since&#8230; after seeing it I can understand why it was so damn sore.<\/p>\n<p>I contemplated putting the rest of the pics&nbsp;in this post for shock value but it wasn&#8217;t worth the whining I&#8217;d probably get about it because it&nbsp;really is kind of gross and bloody.<\/p>\n<p>So, if you want to see the rest, you can click the links and not blame me if you are grossed out because it&#8217;s your own damn fault.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/blogpics\/tooth1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">This is the rotten part of the tooth<\/a>&nbsp;that was actually inside my mouth.&nbsp; The back end had broken off years ago and it&#8217;s been rotting steadily since.&nbsp; You can see the black part on the left hand side, that&#8217;s what was left of the filling that was in there since I was a kid.&nbsp; The other brown\/black spots are decayed areas. Gross huh?&nbsp; That disgustingness was actually in my MOUTH!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/blogpics\/tooth3.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">This is the entire tooth<\/a>&nbsp;in pieces.&nbsp; I knew molars were huge but I didn&#8217;t realize that they were like icebergs.&nbsp; You only see a small portion of them above the surface.&nbsp;&nbsp; I showed the pics to a friend and he asked if I as a Sabertooth Tiger, you really must wonder with those massive roots.&nbsp; Even the dentist commented on it. <\/p>\n<p>So that&#8217;s it.&nbsp; The tooth is out and now I just have to heal.&nbsp; I&#8217;m SO glad it&#8217;s over.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was dooms day.&nbsp; The day I had to go to the dentist&#8230; and what a day it was!&nbsp;&nbsp; I was so nervous and by 12pm I was sure I was going to be sick. 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