{"id":6126,"date":"2011-02-01T20:03:32","date_gmt":"2011-02-01T19:03:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/?p=6126"},"modified":"2011-09-04T15:57:36","modified_gmt":"2011-09-04T13:57:36","slug":"do-you-lie-clittojayl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/6126","title":{"rendered":"Do You Lie Clittojayl?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" title=\"YouTube video player\" height=\"390\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/SsWrY77o77o?rel=0\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"480\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\" type=\"text\/html\"><\/iframe>  <\/p>\n<p>Today while I was getting my nails done Ellen showed me this video.&#160; I laughed my ass off as I was watching it and asked her to send me the url so I could share it on my blog.<\/p>\n<p>I think she asked me if I liked glitter gel about 10 times, causing us both to go into convulsions laughing.<\/p>\n<p>If any of you have ever gone to one of the Asian Nail Farms, as I call them, you\u2019ll understand why this is so damn funny.<\/p>\n<p>DOYOULIECLITTOJAYL?!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today while I was getting my nails done Ellen showed me this video.&#160; I laughed my ass off as I was watching it and asked her to send me the url so I could share it on my blog. I think she asked me if I liked glitter gel about 10 times, causing us both &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6127,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[875,885,132,522],"class_list":["post-6126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-funny-shit","tag-funny-shit","tag-nails","tag-videos","tag-youtube"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6126"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7341,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6126\/revisions\/7341"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}