{"id":601,"date":"2007-01-12T08:17:43","date_gmt":"2007-01-12T06:17:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/601"},"modified":"2007-01-12T08:17:57","modified_gmt":"2007-01-12T06:17:57","slug":"may-i-speak-to-mr-woodcock-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/601","title":{"rendered":"May I Speak to Mr. Woodcock Please?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How do you not giggle when saying that?&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>It was almost as bad as the time I had to call a guy named John Holmes and none of my co-workers understood why I found it so funny. <\/p>\n<p>I did manage to get through the call without laughing, but I came very close at the end of the call when I had to confirm his name yet again and spell it out.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t imagine the amount of teasing that poor guy must have gotten in his teenage years, although it can&#8217;t be any worse than Mr. John Holmes. &nbsp;I mean he had seriously huge errrr&#8230; shoes&#8230; to fill!<\/p>\n<p>Today is going to be a long and busy day.&nbsp; I work from 10am &#8211; 1:30pm and then am meeting the girls at 2pm to hang out and gab, then back to work at 6pm until 10pm.&nbsp; At least I get a nice long break between shifts.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be bushed by the end of the day but I&#8217;m off until Wednesday so I&#8217;ll have plenty of time to recharge.<\/p>\n<p>Only 28 days until my first payday&#8230; but who&#8217;s counting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How do you not giggle when saying that?&nbsp; It was almost as bad as the time I had to call a guy named John Holmes and none of my co-workers understood why I found it so funny. I did manage to get through the call without laughing, but I came very close at the end &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","","category-life-in-nl","category-funny-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/601\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}