{"id":590,"date":"2006-12-25T10:52:05","date_gmt":"2006-12-25T08:52:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/590"},"modified":"2010-05-31T23:46:45","modified_gmt":"2010-05-31T21:46:45","slug":"hairy-porn-freaks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/590","title":{"rendered":"Hairy Porn Freaks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I got up hellishly early.&nbsp; I couldn&#8217;t sleep so I got up and was arsing around on the web for a while.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I had a quick peek at the summary for my blog traffic and had to laugh when I saw that someone found my blog when searching for &#8216;Hairy Porn Freaks&#8217;.&nbsp; Omg, how did they know?! <\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah&#8230; MERRY CHRISTMAS!!&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/breigh\/332538226\/\" target=\"blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"180\" alt=\"Tammy &amp; Xander Christmas 2006\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/146\/332538226_b421036d77_m.jpg\" width=\"240\" align=\"left\"><\/a>Xander and I&nbsp;are having&nbsp;a fantastic x-mas so far.&nbsp;&nbsp; It is just the two of us again this year and we&#8217;ve been having a lovely time.&nbsp;&nbsp; Last night we went out for dinner to a wok restaurant here in Rotterdam.&nbsp; It&#8217;s pretty cool, you pick out all your meat \/ veggies and give it to the guy and he woks it right there in front of you.<\/p>\n<p>It was totally yummy.<\/p>\n<p>While we were sitting there I grilled him about what he got me for x-mas.&nbsp; I <em>thought<\/em> I knew what it was (a compact photo printer), and I hoped I was right&#8230; but all his answers through me off.&nbsp;&nbsp; After a bombardment of questions his answers told me that it was definitely something I wanted and that it was for the kitchen.<\/p>\n<p><em>FOR THE KITCHEN?!!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The conversation in the car on the way home went a little like this&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><font color=\"#111111\">Me: Are you SURE it&#8217;s for the kitchen?!<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#111111\">Him: Yes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#111111\">Me: Like, it BELONGS in the kitchen?!<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#111111\">Him: Yes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#111111\">Me (skeptical): Are you SURE I wanted it?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#111111\">Him: Yes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#111111\">Me (still skeptical): Like, I actually <em>said<\/em> I wanted this thing&#8230; for the <em>KITCHEN<\/em>?&nbsp; <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#111111\">Him: Yes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#111111\">Me: &#8230; there is nothing I want for the kitchen.&nbsp; I hate the kitchen.&nbsp; Why would I want something for the kitchen or that would make me spend more time in there?&nbsp; You&#8217;re lying&#8230; <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#111111\">Him: You&#8217;ll see&#8230;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#111111\">Me: It REALLY goes in the kitchen?&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#111111\">Him: Yes!<\/font><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I was crushed.&nbsp; I wanted a compact photo printer for ages, ever since my friend <a href=\"http:\/\/gailatlarge.com\/blog\/\" target=\"_blank\">Gail<\/a>&nbsp;was visiting and showed me hers.&nbsp;&nbsp; I was scared to death he bought me a juicer or something ridiculous like that and that I&#8217;d have to do that good wifey thing and pretend to love it, knowing it&#8217;s only purpose would be collecting dust.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/breigh\/332538155\/\" target=\"blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"right\" height=\"180\" alt=\"Tammy &amp; Xander Christmas 2006\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/164\/332538155_ed46dc0893_m.jpg\" width=\"240\"><\/a>This has been going on for weeks.&nbsp;&nbsp; We usually don&#8217;t do the surprise gifts thing, we just find something we want together and buy it.&nbsp; So this year was different and he tortured me every second since placing my gift under the tree.<\/p>\n<p>We decided to open our gifts on x-mas eve this year, which is apparently the norm over here but I&#8217;m still getting used to it.&nbsp;&nbsp; It was so nice though, the atmosphere was so much more cozy in the night time sitting by the tree.&nbsp; I loved it.&nbsp; We had x-mas carols playing and it was just totally romantic and perfect.<\/p>\n<p>We got some really cool stuff this year.&nbsp; My parents sent us loads of little gifts which we loved, including a new set of<font color=\"#d60c0c\"> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/514\" target=\"_blank\">fleece sheets<\/a>&nbsp;<\/font>which are going on the bed tonight!&nbsp; I swear, if you haven&#8217;t tried them yet&#8230; do it!&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"rating\" hspace=\"10\" src=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/blogpics\/selphy.jpg\" align=\"left\">THIS is what I got from Xander, the sneaky little devil!&nbsp; After firmly convincing me that I was going to spend my x-mas day either juicing or blending, this is what he gave me!!!&nbsp; Exactly what I wanted, how awesome is he?!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a Canon Selphy&nbsp;CP720 and it makes photos up to 4&#215;6.&nbsp; It also has the post card thing on the back so you can print off photos and send them to people if you want hehe Love it!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve wanted one of these for so long!&nbsp; I want to start doing some scrapbooking in the new year so this will really come in handy.&nbsp;&nbsp; It&#8217;s just so much nicer to be able to print off your own photos.&nbsp;&nbsp; My husband rules!<\/p>\n<p>Today we pick up our turkey from the butcher.&nbsp; You can&#8217;t really get a decent sized turkey (or any turkey at all really) from the grocery stores here, so you have to order it.&nbsp; 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