{"id":5456,"date":"2010-07-08T07:38:22","date_gmt":"2010-07-08T05:38:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/?p=5456"},"modified":"2010-07-08T07:44:58","modified_gmt":"2010-07-08T05:44:58","slug":"au-revoir-suckas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/5456","title":{"rendered":"Au Revoir, Suckas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That\u2019s right, I\u2019m out of here like yesterday\u2019s news!&#160; Off like a whore\u2019s drawers!&#160; Like a prom dress at midnight!<\/p>\n<p>For the next 10 days I will be here\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/romkes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: inline\" title=\"Hello-oo-oo?  Anybody out there??\" alt=\"Hello-oo-oo?  Anybody out there??\" src=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/romkes_thumb.jpg\" width=\"595\" height=\"429\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No trams, metros, scooters, rushing, doorbells ringing, car horns honking, children screaming, people smelling or sirens wailing.&#160; Just peace, tranquility, chilling, chatting, swimming, dog photographing and perhaps tree chopping.<\/p>\n<p>We are off to the sunny south of France to visit my in laws!&#160; We\u2019ll be staying with Xander\u2019s father and his wife in their new house, which, as you can see\u2026 a little remote.&#160; Just a wee bit isolated. Mmmm isolation\u2026 peace\u2026 quiet\u2026&#160; Definitely not something we get a lot of here in Rotterdam.<\/p>\n<p>We will also be visiting Xander\u2019s mother and brother, both of whom ALSO have recently moved into new houses!&#160; It will be great to see them again as well and see the new areas they are living in.&#160; They are all so creative and handy, I can\u2019t wait to see what they have done with their new homes!<\/p>\n<p>I also can\u2019t wait to be up there, in the middle of that forest, where there\u2019s no people. Have I mentioned that?<\/p>\n<p>Although I am somewhat concerned.&#160; I\u2019m so clumsy!&#160; I always manage to fall, trip, bend wrong or do something to injure myself before or during my holidays.&#160; What if I pull of a hangnail the wrong way?&#160; I may <em>bleed to death<\/em> before help arrives!<\/p>\n<p>If you don\u2019t hear from me in two weeks, that means I talked them into letting me stay forever.&#160; Don\u2019t come looking for me, I don\u2019t want to be found.<\/p>\n<p>Or, it could also mean that I got an infection from a splinter and tragically passed just before the medics were able to find my location. In that case, please come to my funeral so I can appear to be really popular, ok?&#160; Thanks!<\/p>\n<p>Au Revoir, mes amis!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That\u2019s right, I\u2019m out of here like yesterday\u2019s news!&#160; Off like a whore\u2019s drawers!&#160; Like a prom dress at midnight! For the next 10 days I will be here\u2026 No trams, metros, scooters, rushing, doorbells ringing, car horns honking, children screaming, people smelling or sirens wailing.&#160; Just peace, tranquility, chilling, chatting, swimming, dog photographing and &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5454,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[39],"tags":[65,880,315],"class_list":["post-5456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-travel","tag-family","tag-france","tag-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5456"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5459,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5456\/revisions\/5459"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}