{"id":511,"date":"2006-10-08T12:02:15","date_gmt":"2006-10-08T10:02:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/511"},"modified":"2008-08-07T11:00:39","modified_gmt":"2008-08-07T09:00:39","slug":"im-surrounded-by-slores","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/511","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Surrounded by Slores!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.25peeps.com\/r\/1178\" target=\"blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/83\/263711767_de7cefa46b_o.jpg\" alt=\"\" hspace=\"10\" align=\"left\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Day 82 on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.25peeps.com\/r\/1178\">25peeps<\/a> and once again I&#8217;m surrounded by slores.<\/p>\n<p>What is a slore?\u00a0 Well, according to my friend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.darryn.net\/\" target=\"_blank\">Darryn<\/a> it&#8217;s a cross between a slut and a whore.\u00a0\u00a0 I&#8217;ve decided I like that word because it brings together the utter desperation of both the slut and the whore.<\/p>\n<p>It also works perfectly to describe these women surrounding me on 25peeps today.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if you noticed or not, but I did manage to outlast\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/502\">Miss Look at My Boobies in my New Lingerie and Miss Look How My Face Looks When You Eat Me<\/a>, that was easy!<\/p>\n<p>Sadly though, they&#8217;ve been replaced by the Tittie Triplets, and as you can see from the photo, they are circling me and trying to squeeze me out.\u00a0 Well, at least I think that&#8217;s what they are doing.\u00a0 That one chick at the top looks more\u00a0like she&#8217;s trying to pop two giant zits.\u00a0 I think I&#8217;ll call her Miss Dontcha Wanna Tittie Fuck Me.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m drawing a blank on names for the other two of the triplets though, any suggestions?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not going down without a fight! (Unlike them, I bet&#8230; )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 82 on 25peeps and once again I&#8217;m surrounded by slores. What is a slore?\u00a0 Well, according to my friend Darryn it&#8217;s a cross between a slut and a whore.\u00a0\u00a0 I&#8217;ve decided I like that word because it brings together the utter desperation of both the slut and the whore. It also works perfectly to &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7097,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[88,878],"class_list":["post-511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-blog-stuff","tag-25peeps","tag-blog-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=511"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/511\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1077,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/511\/revisions\/1077"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}