{"id":496,"date":"2006-09-28T17:29:22","date_gmt":"2006-09-28T15:29:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/496"},"modified":"2010-05-31T23:47:08","modified_gmt":"2010-05-31T21:47:08","slug":"male-logic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/496","title":{"rendered":"Male Logic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone help me understand how men think please.<\/p>\n<p>You all know I&#8217;ve been sick with a cold lately.&nbsp; As usual it is hanging on with a very annoying cough and today, a killer headache.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>I decided to go lay down at about 3:30pm to see if the headache would pass, an hour later I was woken up as my dog pounced on me.&nbsp; I opened my eyes and looked up to see that my husband had come into the bedroom and was standing by the bed.&nbsp;&nbsp; This was the reason for the attack of the puppy paws.<\/p>\n<p>I think the look on my face must have asked what was going through my head (mainly&#8230; <em>what the fuck?!<\/em>) because he promptly explained that he woke me up because he was about to start the dishes and was afraid he&#8217;d <strong>wake me up<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Uhhhh&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Woke me up because he was about to do something that he thought would wake me up.<\/p>\n<p>That seems to me like walking up and giving the leg of a table a big kick because you were worried you might stub your toe on it later.<\/p>\n<p>This makes no sense to me.<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m awake, and my head hurts more than it did before. <\/p>\n<p>MEN!!<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, at least he&#8217;s doing the dishes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone help me understand how men think please. You all know I&#8217;ve been sick with a cold lately.&nbsp; As usual it is hanging on with a very annoying cough and today, a killer headache.&nbsp; I decided to go lay down at about 3:30pm to see if the headache would pass, an hour later I was &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[52],"class_list":["post-496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","","category-randoms","tag-xander"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=496"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5233,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/496\/revisions\/5233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}