{"id":487,"date":"2006-09-19T08:43:49","date_gmt":"2006-09-19T06:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/487"},"modified":"2006-09-19T08:50:17","modified_gmt":"2006-09-19T06:50:17","slug":"boys-will-be-boys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/487","title":{"rendered":"Boys Will Be Boys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I had&nbsp;<a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/481\">Harley<\/a> out for a cuddle.&nbsp; He was curled up on me sleeping while I geeked and watched TV. <\/p>\n<p>At one point I sat sideways on the sofa and held him in my hands on my belly&#8230; where he curled up and got comfortable.&nbsp;&nbsp; He looked up at me and then started to lick his belly&#8230; it was so cute.&nbsp; I was happy to see that he was cleaning himself at such a young age.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>I watched TV for another little while and then looked down at him again and saw him sucking on his leg.&nbsp;&nbsp; It looked really weird and I laughed to myself at what a little contortionist he was.&nbsp; He had his whole paw in his mouth and was sucking on his entire leg.<\/p>\n<p>Then I noticed something.&nbsp; One.. two&#8230; three.. four&#8230; LEGS.<\/p>\n<p>GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! That pink thing he was sucking on was not a leg!!!<\/p>\n<p>I gasped and gawked down at him, I must admit I was pretty surprised with&nbsp;what he was packing for such a little dude&#8230;&nbsp; he looked up at me as if he was annoyed by the interruption.<\/p>\n<p>He stopped then, thankfully.&nbsp; I was starting to fear I was going to get <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Monica_Lewinsky\" target=\"_blank\">Monica Lewinsky<\/a>&#8216;d &#8230; <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to have to have the &#8220;Touching yourself is natural but you shouldn&#8217;t do it in front of people&#8221; talk with my horny little adolescent.<\/p>\n<p>No wonder they are such solitary animals&#8230;&nbsp; We would be too if we could reach!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I had&nbsp;Harley out for a cuddle.&nbsp; He was curled up on me sleeping while I geeked and watched TV. At one point I sat sideways on the sofa and held him in my hands on my belly&#8230; where he curled up and got comfortable.&nbsp;&nbsp; He looked up at me and then started to &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","","category-funny-shit","category-the-zoo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=487"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/487\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}