{"id":482,"date":"2006-09-15T16:49:32","date_gmt":"2006-09-15T14:49:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/482"},"modified":"2010-05-24T22:29:41","modified_gmt":"2010-05-24T20:29:41","slug":"ya-big-fake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/482","title":{"rendered":"Ya Big Fake!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been BAMBOOZLED!<\/p>\n<p>Do you remember back in July when I wrote a post about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/353\">best friends<\/a>?\u00a0 If not, click the link please because I can&#8217;t be arsed to explain it all again.<\/p>\n<p>Anyhow, I feel cheated!\u00a0 They are imposters! Ok, I guess they technically aren&#8217;t imposters since there is no real Bree or Daniel, but you get what I&#8217;m trying to say.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re fake!\u00a0 I knew she was too cute to hang out with that dweeb.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, yeah so the story goes&#8230; a load of people who were even more into the whole <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/profile?user=lonelygirl15\">lonelygirl15<\/a> crap than I was got suspicious about if she really existed.\u00a0\u00a0 From what I gather, there were clues along the way that gave them away.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.siliconvalleywatcher.com\/mt\/archives\/2006\/09\/the_identity_of.php\">Here&#8217;s the story from some dude<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s like four million links all over the web from these geeky super sleuths who figured out that the whole thing was a big farce, but I can&#8217;t be bothered to look them all up again.<\/p>\n<p>Plus, you&#8217;ve probably seen them anyway.<\/p>\n<p>So yeah, the homeschooled innocent chickie from the videos doesn&#8217;t even exist.\u00a0 Instead she&#8217;s just another one of those foreigners who ran away to the US-of-A hoping to hit the big time.\u00a0 She&#8217;s a KIWI!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/blogpics\/llg.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/>Does the chick out slutting it up with her friend Miss Tongue look like anyone&#8217;s been locking her in a room and making her read the bible lately?\u00a0 Uhh, no.\u00a0\u00a0 Especially not since the doe-eyes have turned into come-fuck-me eyes.<\/p>\n<p>To think, I <a href=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/353\">poured my heart out<\/a> after seeing their cute rap video&#8230; and it was all lies&#8230; LIES!!<\/p>\n<p>Ya know what sucks the most, I kind of liked that there was some chick out there who was home more than me and had less of a life&#8230; but now I&#8217;m back to being the biggest most boring loser again! ffs!<\/p>\n<p>Bamboozled I tell ya, BAMBOOZLED!<\/p>\n<p>Sorry, I just love that word and this gave me a great opportunity to say it.\u00a0 If only I found all this shit out yesterday, it would have made a GREAT <a href=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/category\/tantrums-rants\/foad-thursday\/\">FOAD Thursday<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>The hell with it, I&#8217;ll make this a FOAD FRIDAY!<\/p>\n<p>Damn you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eog.com\/news\/industry.aspx?id=6658\">Jessica Rose<\/a>!!!\u00a0 You and your eyebrows can just&#8230;. <strong>FOAD<\/strong>!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been BAMBOOZLED! Do you remember back in July when I wrote a post about best friends?\u00a0 If not, click the link please because I can&#8217;t be arsed to explain it all again. Anyhow, I feel cheated!\u00a0 They are imposters! Ok, I guess they technically aren&#8217;t imposters since there is no real Bree or Daniel, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7115,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[26,35,57],"class_list":["post-482","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-tantrums-rants","tag-foad-thursday","tag-friends","tag-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=482"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4619,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/482\/revisions\/4619"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}