{"id":472,"date":"2006-09-09T21:58:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-09T19:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/472"},"modified":"2006-09-09T21:58:02","modified_gmt":"2006-09-09T19:58:02","slug":"ass-fart-to-wankum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/472","title":{"rendered":"Ass-Fart to Wankum!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok first, Harley is home! I&#8217;ll have some pics later when I actually see him awake! <\/p>\n<p>We made pretty good time, getting to Moers, Germany and back between 2pm &#8211;&nbsp;12am with time to stop for dinner in the city center and take in a little bit of the local scenery.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" hspace=\"10\" src=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/blogpics\/wankum.jpg\" align=\"left\"><\/a>  <\/p>\n<p><a title=\"\" href=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/467\">Ausfahrt<\/a>&nbsp;has been replaced as our most amusingly dirty road sign.&nbsp; On our way to pick up Harley, we saw a sign for a town called <strong>Wankum.<\/strong>&nbsp; An Ass-fart to Wankum, no less!<\/p>\n<p>Xander was laughing so hard he could barely drive, and I didn&#8217;t get my camera out quick enough so I had to snatch this photo from someone elses website.&nbsp; Just to prove that this place actually does exist.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s not so bad when you are German, but what English speaking human being would want to tell people they are from a place called <strong>Wankum<\/strong>?<\/p>\n<p><em>Hey dude, what are you doing tonight?<\/em> <\/p>\n<p><em>I&#8217;m going to Wankum! <\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and that&#8217;s just off the top of my head.&nbsp; If I had thought a bit more about it, I could have come up with some really good ones!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok first, Harley is home! I&#8217;ll have some pics later when I actually see him awake! We made pretty good time, getting to Moers, Germany and back between 2pm &#8211;&nbsp;12am with time to stop for dinner in the city center and take in a little bit of the local scenery. Ausfahrt&nbsp;has been replaced as our &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7118,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-life-in-nl","category-funny-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=472"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}