{"id":46,"date":"2005-02-23T17:03:58","date_gmt":"2005-02-23T15:03:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/?p=46"},"modified":"2010-02-02T22:30:02","modified_gmt":"2010-02-02T20:30:02","slug":"pawn-not-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/46","title":{"rendered":"Pawn not Porn!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just saw the comment left for me by <a href=\"http:\/\/tomfoolery.ca\/\">Xenoguy<\/a> and it reminded me that the guy in my class told me the name of the author of the book I&#8217;m looking for.   So I jumped up and scurried around looking for my bag, which hasn&#8217;t moved since my vacation started.. I&#8217;m such a lazyass.  Anyway, when I looked at the back of my book I saw &#8220;Porno Prophecies &#8211; David Eddings&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Clever as I am, I was sure if I looked it up by author on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\">Amazon<\/a>.  I put in David Eddings and the first result was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/0552148075\/qid=1109174239\/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i1_xgl\/026-9383282-4982817\">PAWN OF PROPHECY<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly I felt just like Jeff from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvtome.com\/Coupling\/\">Coupling<\/a>.  You know how he always seemed to say the wrong thing, if he was thinking of breasts and someone asked him about the weather, he&#8217;d say &#8220;it&#8217;s raining breasts out there!&#8221;.  That&#8217;s the kind of flashback I had to my last day in school before the vacation.  Now I know why he looked at me so strangely when I said &#8220;Yeah I couldn&#8217;t find the book anywhere, I looked up <em><strong>porno<\/strong><\/em> on the net and had no luck at all!&#8221;.   Imagine being him, telling this chick in your class about this fantasy book and she starts responding about porn! *Bangs head against the wall*<\/p>\n<p>I blame the accent, seriously.. I mean say &#8220;Pawn of Prophecy&#8221; out loud sort of quickly.  Don&#8217;t you sound like a proper New Zealander saying &#8220;Porno Prophecies&#8221;?!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just saw the comment left for me by Xenoguy and it reminded me that the guy in my class told me the name of the author of the book I&#8217;m looking for. So I jumped up and scurried around looking for my bag, which hasn&#8217;t moved since my vacation started.. I&#8217;m such a lazyass. &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[23,35,875,14],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","","category-randoms","tag-books","tag-friends","tag-funny-shit","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3395,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions\/3395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}