{"id":455,"date":"2006-08-29T21:35:08","date_gmt":"2006-08-29T19:35:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/455"},"modified":"2006-08-29T21:35:14","modified_gmt":"2006-08-29T19:35:14","slug":"my-kitchen-nemesis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/455","title":{"rendered":"My Kitchen Nemesis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight I was heating up some leftover pasta for my husband and I realized that if I could un-invent something it would be cling film&#8230;   I can&#8217;t stand that shit!<\/p>\n<p>Only because I can&#8217;t use it&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>When I try to pull it off the roll I end up with this ripped off piece between my thumb and finger.<br \/>\nWhen I manage to get it pulled out more it ends up all stuck to itself before I can get it around the plate.<br \/>\nThose stupid fucking teethy things never work and I end up ripping it off way too narrow on one end.<\/p>\n<p>I hate it.  I hate it so much I&#8217;d rather clean the pasta sauce splatters from my microwave than fight with that clingy crap trying to cover it up.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not even going to get into the torment of taking it off a plate and then trying to put it back on.  I&#8217;m getting chest pains just thinking about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight I was heating up some leftover pasta for my husband and I realized that if I could un-invent something it would be cling film&#8230; I can&#8217;t stand that shit! Only because I can&#8217;t use it&#8230; When I try to pull it off the roll I end up with this ripped off piece between my &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","","category-tantrums-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=455"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}