{"id":4060,"date":"2010-03-08T13:33:12","date_gmt":"2010-03-08T11:33:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/?p=4060"},"modified":"2010-03-08T13:37:12","modified_gmt":"2010-03-08T11:37:12","slug":"im-sorry-did-you-not-get-the-memo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/4060","title":{"rendered":"I&rsquo;m Sorry, Did You Not Get The Memo?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/snowmar082010.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: inline;\" title=\"SONY DSC\" src=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/snowmar082010_thumb.jpg\" alt=\"SONY DSC\" width=\"595\" height=\"394\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dear Mother Nature,<\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s with the snow?\u00a0 I woke up this morning and this is what I saw out my dining room window.\u00a0 I must say, I was somewhat confused.\u00a0 It would appear that there has been some sort of miscommunication here.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/4054\" target=\"_blank\">I SAID<\/a> winter was over for the year, remember? Spring is coming, winter is over, there will be no more snow.\u00a0 Did you not <a href=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/4022\" target=\"_blank\">get the memo<\/a>?\u00a0 I said I DECIDED dammit!\u00a0\u00a0 Did someone not pass along the message?\u00a0 I mean, I assumed you had been reading my blog, so\u2026 what\u2019s with the power trip?<\/p>\n<p>I know you probably feel threatened with me <a href=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/3859\" target=\"_blank\">pwning the hell out of your seasons<\/a> and all, but this is no way for a mother to behave&#8230;\u00a0 Thankfully, the snow did not accumulate and it\u2019s as though it never happened.\u00a0 I will let it go this once and assume that you did indeed not get the memo. I think you need to fire your assistant.<\/p>\n<p>Please don\u2019t let it happen again.<\/p>\n<p>Kind regards,<br \/>\nTammy in Rotterdam<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Mother Nature, What\u2019s with the snow?\u00a0 I woke up this morning and this is what I saw out my dining room window.\u00a0 I must say, I was somewhat confused.\u00a0 It would appear that there has been some sort of miscommunication here.\u00a0 I SAID winter was over for the year, remember? Spring is coming, winter &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4058,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[526,57,283,98,350],"class_list":["post-4060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-life-in-nl","tag-letters","tag-rants","tag-snow","tag-weather","tag-winter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4060"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4065,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4060\/revisions\/4065"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4058"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}