{"id":383,"date":"2004-11-09T20:11:27","date_gmt":"2004-11-09T18:11:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/383"},"modified":"2010-05-24T22:06:33","modified_gmt":"2010-05-24T20:06:33","slug":"evil-murat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/383","title":{"rendered":"Evil Murat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I still have the cold.  My throat isn&#8217;t sore anymore but I&#8217;m really tired and my nose is stuffy. It&#8217;s 4pm now though and I don&#8217;t really want to sleep this late in the day. The cats have been a pain in the ass again the last few nights so my sleep time has been interrupted consistantly.I swear I&#8217;m so easily lead.  Today I was a little late getting ready for school and was rushed leaving.  I hopped the number 2 tram which took me up to the big MacDonalds intersection where I could get the 25 tram to take me to my bus stop.  Just as I was getting off the nr. 2 I saw that the 25 tram would be there in 5 minutes.  Then I heard someone yelling &#8220;Hey! Hey!&#8221;.  When I turned around it was this guy from my class and he was motioning for me to run back into the nr 2.  I didn&#8217;t get why he wanted me to do that because it doesn&#8217;t even go near where we needed to go.  He kept insisting though so I thought maybe he knows something I don&#8217;t.  He kept saying &#8220;Sneller Sneller!&#8221; and I figured hey great, maybe if this is faster I can stay at home a few more minutes in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>I get on the tram and it&#8217;s jampacked. I&#8217;m trying to blow my nose and hold onto the rail so I don&#8217;t fall over each time the tram stops and starts.  At this point I&#8217;m thinking he better know one hell of a good secret or I&#8217;m gonna be pissed. Afterall I could just be sitting on the 25 tram minding my own business and relaxing.  We get the nr. 2 to Masshaven Metro station where he tells me to follow him.  He runs to the metro (subway) stop and the metro isn&#8217;t even there. So we have to wait about 5-10 minutes.  At this point I&#8217;m thinking what the hell I would be on the 25 tram and almost at the bus by now!<\/p>\n<p>The metro arrives and there&#8217;s so many people in it that I&#8217;m already starting to get wound up from my &#8220;Too many people, too little air&#8221; phobia.  I start to sweat, my nose is running even more and I can barely move to get the tissue out of my pocket because each time I try I&#8217;m elbowing people.  We&#8217;re on the metro for about 15 minutes which lets us off at Stadhuis metro stop which is one stop away from where I&#8217;d get off the nr. 25 tram.  He starts running up the stairs (because the escalator was broken.. figures) and I&#8217;m trying to keep up, trying to breath and trying to sniff all the gunk that is trying to escape my head back up for just a few minutes longer..<\/p>\n<p>As I looked at the tram stop by where we came out the number 20 tram was there, which was 5 minutes AFTER the one I would have gotten.  So that means that after all that arsing around, I arrived like 10 minutes later than I would have if I&#8217;d just hopped on the one tram I planned to. God, some shortcut&#8230; Men!!<\/p>\n<p>So what has this little adventure taught me?  My classmate Murat is THE DEVIL!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, I still have the cold. My throat isn&#8217;t sore anymore but I&#8217;m really tired and my nose is stuffy. It&#8217;s 4pm now though and I don&#8217;t really want to sleep this late in the day. The cats have been a pain in the ass again the last few nights so my sleep time has &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[143,57,93],"class_list":["post-383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","","category-life-in-nl","tag-public-transit","tag-rants","tag-sickness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=383"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3326,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions\/3326"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}