{"id":377,"date":"2004-10-30T07:03:02","date_gmt":"2004-10-30T05:03:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/377"},"modified":"2010-02-02T15:55:11","modified_gmt":"2010-02-02T13:55:11","slug":"girl-next-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/377","title":{"rendered":"Girl Next Door"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am the girl next door&#8230;I wonder how many people are laughing or shouting rebuttles to that statement right now. I know I sure was when I saw the result of the latest of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/quizzes.php\" target=\"blank\">Dumb Quizzes<\/a> I did.  I was visiting <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/fosinhk\/\" target=\"blank\">Tanya&#8217;s Blog<\/a> and saw a &#8220;What Kind of Girl Are You?&#8221; quiz and couldn&#8217;t resist.  When I saw my result I gasped and rolled my eyes, what on earth would make them think <strong>I<\/strong> of <strong>ALL<\/strong> people could be called the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cookingtohookup.com\/girls\/girlnextdoor.php\" target=\"blank\">Girl Next Door<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I decided to go and actually read the little blurb and sure enough, it really <strong>is<\/strong> me!  I AM THE GIRL NEXT DOOR! *Gasp*  Here&#8217;s what it said that had me nailed:<\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The Girl Next Door is from a small town, a large family, or both. She still has a healthy dose of what people &#8217;round these parts call &#8220;family values.&#8221; She calls her grandparents every Sunday and she&#8217;s got her mom on speed dial. The Girl Next Door likes an uncomplicated life filled with the simple pleasures of family, home, kids, and food.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So true so true.. I come from a small town, on a small island and a very close family. The only thing I can say that isn&#8217;t true is that I don&#8217;t call my grandparents every Sunday. That&#8217;s only because most of them are dead and the one that is still alive isn&#8217;t very talkative. hehe  When I was still living back home and my nana&#8217;s were alive I used to go to one for lunch on Sunday and the other for dinner.  Man, I wanna be a kid again and I want my nana&#8217;s back!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>She may not actually live on a farm, but she tends to keep a menagerie. Asked to choose between a dog and a cat, she generally won&#8217;t. What&#8217;s a good guard dog without a mouser to keep it company?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d try to deny this one but anyone who&#8217;s ever looked at my gallery, spoken to me or been to my house would easily counter that argument.<\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The defining characteristics of the Girl Next Door are simplicity and tradition. Simplicity means that, unlike the Academic Girl, she&#8217;s really not that interested in the great questions that keep philosophers up at night. When she can sit in the kitchen, drinking coffee, eating shortbread cookies with a friend, and listening to the cat purr on top of the radiator, what else is there to life? What else, indeed.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This is definately true.  So often I feel ignorant because I don&#8217;t follow politics and I don&#8217;t really have the same thirst for academic knowledge that other people do.  I want to know about things that relate to me and my life, but don&#8217;t stock my head full of useless (to me) facts about every painter on earth or every different word on earth for tree.  I often envy academic girls but I really just am not one of them.  I guess some people would see being &#8220;simple&#8221; as a bad thing, but there are plenty of other things I can talk about.  I don&#8217;t think that I&#8217;m any less intelligent than people who can tell you the name of all ___ (I don&#8217;t even know how many there were) presidents of the United States or the migrating patterns of a Canadian Goose.  If I could spend my life being a mom, building a home and a family,  hanging around with friends just chatting about life I&#8217;d be perfectly happy. ESPECIALLY if there was cookies!<\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>She Might Be a Girl Next Door if:<\/p>\n<p>She drives: a good, solid American car &#8212; a Ford Taurus, Chevy Cavalier, or Dodge Stratus.<br \/>\nShe can talk for more than ten minutes about: her family&#8217;s holiday traditions.<br \/>\nShe begins her sentences with: &#8220;my mother says&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\nShe&#8217;d never: go to a rave.<br \/>\nShe owns any of the following: scrapbooks, heirloom quilts, a Bible, family recipes, her grandmother&#8217;s engagement ring.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>My first car was a Mercury Topaz, which is one step down from a Ford Taurus.<br \/>\nFamily holiday traditions? Don&#8217;t even get me started..<br \/>\nMy mother says it&#8217;s only a matter of time until I get pregnant.<br \/>\nRaves? Eww.. I hate crowds!<br \/>\nI do not own a bible. I do, however, own a scrapbook, quilts, family recipes and my grandmother&#8217;s engagement ring.<\/p>\n<p>This is one part that I think doesn&#8217;t really describe me:<\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>She is caring and warm, welcoming and friendly. Anybody in your office ever bring in chocolate chip cookies? You got yourself a Girl Next Door.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Yeah ok I may be caring and all that other crap (Yeah I am I swear!) but come on, like I&#8217;d share my chocolate chip cookies. They&#8217;ve got to be kidding!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am the girl next door&#8230;I wonder how many people are laughing or shouting rebuttles to that statement right now. I know I sure was when I saw the result of the latest of the Dumb Quizzes I did. 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