{"id":37,"date":"2005-02-10T07:34:58","date_gmt":"2005-02-10T05:34:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/?p=37"},"modified":"2010-05-30T23:17:25","modified_gmt":"2010-05-30T21:17:25","slug":"downloading-in-my-sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/37","title":{"rendered":"Downloading in my sleep?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, after a painful 24 hours of non-downloading, we checked our data stats on the datagebruik.chello.nl site.  It said we had used another 2 gigs, which is bullshit.  I phoned them and they gave some lame excuse about someone probably using our wireless, which we told them wasn&#8217;t true because we have it fully secured.  I guess it was asking too much for them to accept that their little data counter is faulty somehow. It&#8217;s easier just to blame us&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So, last night we turned off our computers, the modem, the wireless.. everything!  We left it off while we were in bed and checked again in the morning.  Another 1 gig used!!  So apparently, we&#8217;re capable of downloading with our minds while we are asleep because we weren&#8217;t even connected to the internet during that entire time.  How frustrating!! I&#8217;m just waiting for 8am so I can phone and ask them how this is possible.  If people are connecting to our wireless while  it&#8217;s not even ON, well they must have some <strong>L33t<\/strong> skills indeed!!<\/p>\n<p>I just saw the funniest thing on one of the forums I post on.  Someone pasted a link to some hip hop forum where people were photoshopping the shit out of a photo of some crazy looking chick.<\/p>\n<p><strong>The original photo looked like this:<\/strong><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/blogpics\/skanking.jpg\" alt=\"skanking.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>Here are a few examples of what they did with it:<\/strong><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/blogpics\/skank.jpg\" alt=\"skank.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"259\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/blogpics\/hurdler0yu.jpg\" alt=\"hurdler0yu.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"313\" \/><\/p>\n<p>There are loads more photoshopped versions <a href=\"http:\/\/forums.undergroundhiphop.com\/readpost.asp?Forum=GenDiscussion&amp;Whichpage=1&amp;QuestionID=1445698\">here<\/a>, I just chose the ones I thought were the funniest.  Some poor girl is out there and has no idea she&#8217;s famous for this.  Guess it goes to show that you never really know what happens to the pics you put out on the net.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a new guy in our class, he&#8217;s from New Zealand.  I was as excited as hell when I heard he was from an English speaking country.    He doesn&#8217;t appear to be quite as excited about us though.  General consensus around the lunch table with the girls is that he can&#8217;t be arsed with any of us and is pretty antisocial.  Hopefully this is another bad first impression, otherwise I&#8217;ll be forced to do like <a href=\"http:\/\/darryn.net\/\">Darryn<\/a> suggested and break out the sheep fucking jokes.  That should get his attention!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, after a painful 24 hours of non-downloading, we checked our data stats on the datagebruik.chello.nl site. It said we had used another 2 gigs, which is bullshit. 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