{"id":355,"date":"2006-07-29T08:54:36","date_gmt":"2006-07-29T06:54:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/355"},"modified":"2010-05-26T21:27:07","modified_gmt":"2010-05-26T19:27:07","slug":"pms-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/355","title":{"rendered":"PMS HELL"},"content":{"rendered":"

Shit, all my entries lately have been in the Tantrum & Rants<\/a> lately! I can’t help it though. I’m PMSing like hell and am pissed off at everything around me.<\/p>\n

The weather is pissing me off. It’s too fucking hot and even now at 8:30am when there’s a cool breeze coming in all I can think is “oh fuck off and quit tricking me into thinking today is going to be anything other than another sweaty 5-shower day!”. They keep teasing us with rain in the forecast, which makes me hold off from hanging my laundry out because it’s pointless to hang it out in the rain. I don’t want to put it in the dryer though because it’s a “condensedroger” which sits in our hall closet and pumps all the hot air out the front. Yeah, just what I want right now, hot air pumped into my house. I’d rather just wear dirty underwear. Oh yeah, and it hasn’t fucking rained yet.<\/p>\n

My husband is pissing me off. I’ve been trying to get this damn Amazon plugin thing to work and I’m a total idiot when it comes to all this php crap. They always say how easy these plugins are. “It’s easy, just install and you’re ready to go!” Yeah my fat fucking arse you’re ready to go! What they should say is “Just install it, do a 2 week online php tutorial, then edit your entire theme and – you’re ready to go!!” I need idiot proof instructions ffs, not all bloggers are programmers!!<\/p>\n

My husband knows how to program though — “Great, he’ll help me!” I foolishly thought to myself! I put on my sweetest face, plucked out my calmest, nicest voice, swallowed the giant lump of PMS and asked for his help.<\/p>\n

His reply, he can’t right now because he’s helping someone IN THE GAME<\/strong><\/font>. Yeah, I put that in bright red because it matches the fury that took over me when he said that. He can’t help ME because he’s busy helping some little fucking game geek he doesn’t even know?!<\/p>\n

Argh, now I sound like every wife I’ve heard all my gaming friends complain about when I was still gaming!! THAT pisses me off TOO!!<\/p>\n

How did that happen!? I always thought they were clingy, whiney, complainy women who never wanted to let their men do their own thing. When really, they are the SANE<\/em> ones who realize what an incredible waste of time, energy and money these games are! I admit it, I have become WIFE AGRO.<\/p>\n

Now this brings me to the next thing that is pissing me off, trying to unload this goddamn WoW account. SOMEONE BUY IT PLEASE BEFORE I LOSE MY COTTON PICKIN’ MIND!!! Playerauctions.com are retards who’s site doesn’t even work, and Ebay suspended me and I don’t even know why. I just want some money to put towards my kitchen renovations dammit, is that so much to ask?! How hard can it be to sell a stupid game account?!<\/p>\n

I’m being PEEPED OUT<\/a>, and that pisses me off too! I’m slowly being bumped off and I want to outlast those bizarre black and white boobs with no nipples! Also, it pisses me off that people are posting pics that aren’t even of them just to get more clicks. Damn cheaters. I’ll never be happy until those circus tits are gone before me.<\/p>\n

I’m pissed off because I’m on a diet and I’m craving chocolate soooooooooo bad!! I can’t just go and eat some now though after not touching it for weeks and weeks! That would be like giving in, like failing, cheating… and I’m hellbent on losing weight this time. I could have just a little as a treat but that’s like the ultimate temptation, I can’t have a reminder of how unbelievably good it tastes. That’s like 2 hours of foreplay and never getting off!<\/p>\n

I need an elephant tranquilizer, right in the neck. Just to knock me out for a few days until the PMS is over. Although as soon as I typed that I wondered who would take care of business while I was knocked out and I know Xander would be BUSY HELPING SOMEONE IN THE GAME so I’d likely wake up in a pool of my own blood. Fuck that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Shit, all my entries lately have been in the Tantrum & Rants lately! I can’t help it though. I’m PMSing like hell and am pissed off at everything around me. The weather is pissing me off. It’s too fucking hot and even now at 8:30am when there’s a cool breeze coming in all I can …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[153,6],"tags":[878,18,165,52],"class_list":["post-355","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","","category-geek","category-tantrums-rants","tag-blog-stuff","tag-gaming","tag-world-of-warcraft","tag-xander"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=355"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4765,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/355\/revisions\/4765"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}