{"id":318,"date":"2006-07-13T05:20:03","date_gmt":"2006-07-13T03:20:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/318"},"modified":"2006-07-13T05:23:24","modified_gmt":"2006-07-13T03:23:24","slug":"the-screamer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/318","title":{"rendered":"The Screamer"},"content":{"rendered":"

I want W. back.<\/p>\n

W. being the girl who used to live upstairs. Remember the one who used to come asking to use our phone<\/a> all the time. Well, I miss her. When she lived here she came to my door at least 2-3 times a week looking to use our phone. I’d get woken up at 7am by her and her boyfriend trying to kill and outscream each other. I’d have her hanging out down here from time to time telling me what an asshole her boyfriend is… but I was never woken up at 3:30am by her moaning.<\/p>\n

7am, fine… it’s about time to get my ass out of bed anyway. Plus, as horrible as it was for them, their fights were usually pretty entertaining. Even if they were sort of scary sometimes. 3:30am though? Fuck that…<\/p>\n

Now that W. has moved out, her ex-bf J. has managed to weasle his way into some other girls heart, and her panties… and my GOD is she a screamer. I wish they’d hurry up and get to the point where he screams at her and smacks her around at 7am before leaving for work. Then maybe the sex will stop and I’ll be able to get a good night’s sleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I want W. back. W. being the girl who used to live upstairs. Remember the one who used to come asking to use our phone all the time. Well, I miss her. When she lived here she came to my door at least 2-3 times a week looking to use our phone. I’d get woken …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","","category-life-in-nl","category-tantrums-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}