{"id":31,"date":"2005-01-31T21:19:18","date_gmt":"2005-01-31T19:19:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/?p=31"},"modified":"2010-05-24T22:06:25","modified_gmt":"2010-05-24T20:06:25","slug":"pornolize-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/31","title":{"rendered":"Pornolize Me!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Someone posted a link somewhere for a website that will Pornolize<\/a> any website you want. I did it to my website and Xander and I were in stitches laughing. My favorite part was:<\/p>\n


\nThe first thing he did was scoop me up in his arms, kiss my cheek and whisper “You’re beautiful!”<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/strong>I squirted.. <\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

from Xander’s page<\/a> in the description of how he and I met.<\/p>\n

There were much more funny parts but you can see for yourself. Although you won’t see the exact same as what I saw since it does something different every time. It’s stupid but soooo funny!<\/p>\n

What is this quote from:<\/p>\n

We’re ok just don’t be sayin’ no no more motherfucker!!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

It’s from a movie I’m watching at the moment. One I’ve seen many many times and really love it. This is my favorite quote from it, from an actor that I think is brilliant. Can you figure it out without Google? I’ll be truly impressed if you can!<\/p>\n

Had to leave school early today because I was feeling so nauseous. I’m not sure what’s causing it but off and on for about the last week I’ve been feeling really sick. I don’t know if I’m coming down with some kind of lame flu that is taking ages to kick in or what. Hopefully I’ll feel better tomorrow because I feel extra nauseous when I’m on the tram\/bus, ugh.. and I don’t want to miss another class. (No it’s not a pregnancy thing, I’m 100% sure of this)<\/p>\n

Going back to Den Haag this weekend to petsit Gus and Ike<\/a>. I absolutely LOVE<\/em><\/strong> these dogs. The last time I was there they were so easy to care for. I’m sure I’ll appreciate them even more now after dealing with that dumb slut in Heemstede. The one who stiffed me after almost a week looking after her psychotic dog and houseful of cats back in September.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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