{"id":282,"date":"2004-07-14T13:49:27","date_gmt":"2004-07-14T13:49:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/282"},"modified":"2010-05-24T22:08:28","modified_gmt":"2010-05-24T20:08:28","slug":"euro-fear-factor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/282","title":{"rendered":"Euro Fear Factor"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well we found a washer. It didn’t really take long, we went to two different stores and bought the cheapest one we could find. It cost us 314 euros (That’s $388 American\/$513 Canadian), which is about 314 euros more than I would have liked to spend. It’s going to be delivered on Friday, so I can look forward to heaps and heaps of laundry to do on Saturday, ugh. While we were at the place we bought it, I found this FRIDGE! It has a TV ON IT! Oh my god, It comes out from the fridge as well and you can turn it to face whichever way you want. I felt like such a hick when I was looking at it. I’m sure people have seen these before but it was a first for me. I’d totally<\/strong> cook more if I had one of those!<\/p>\n

Xander and I had the funniest coversation last night in bed. I noticed he wrote about it in his blog<\/a> this morning. So I’m going to talk about it too, because I am the grosser of the two, the CHAMPION OF THE DISGUSTOS!! .. and he failed to give credit where credit is due!<\/p>\n

Also, he failed to mention on very important detail, just how crap his suggestions were!<\/p>\n

So we were talking about what we would do if we could run our own Fear Factor<\/a> show. What kind of disgusting things would we have people do (without limits of course, this was just in our imagination). I came up with Piss Popsicles (Frozen pee on sticks), Anus Rings (Like onion rings only with battered anus instead), and Snot Flicking (Standing against a wall while loads of people pic their nose and flick boogers at you). Also, after answering his “What does cum taste like, is it really that bad?” question (See his blog for my answer), I came up with the Cum Sundae (A bunch of guys’ jizz on chocolate ice cream) and Tampon Tea (Used tampons instead of teabags).<\/p>\n

What Xander failed<\/em> to mention in his blog was his first<\/strong> suggestion for his Fear Factor show. Are you ready? It’s pretty bad.. Licking Suede. No, that’s not code for something really disgusting, it means exactly what it sounds like. Licking Suede. Apparently Xander finds this act (Although I have no idea when\/why he’s done it) disgusting enough to be FF worthy. It was only after my making fun of him and pointing out how well I out-disgusted him that he came up with the idea of the Mega-Booger (you can see his blog for explaination).<\/p>\n

Ya know, if we had more sex and less conversations like this in bed we might actually manage to get pregnant! :P<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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