{"id":274,"date":"2004-06-28T12:26:15","date_gmt":"2004-06-28T12:26:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/archives\/274"},"modified":"2010-05-30T23:20:48","modified_gmt":"2010-05-30T21:20:48","slug":"php","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/274","title":{"rendered":"PhP?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So what can php do for me? This is what I wonder&#8230;  I&#8217;ve been looking into getting this <a href=\"http:\/\/gallery.menalto.com\/modules.php?op=modload&amp;name=News&amp;file=index\" target=\"blank\">gallery<\/a> thing to use for my pictures page.  The problem is that I need php enabled on my hosting service, which I don&#8217;t.  It will cost an extra $5\/month or something, but is it worth it?  I wish I knew other things php is good for, for someone like me I mean.  I&#8217;m sure people who know how to program loads of fancy shit with it can do tons, but what can <strong>I<\/strong> do with it?Today I started taking my temperature again.  Yes, that&#8217;s right folks! You&#8217;ve had the last month off from listening to me talking about Project Baby, but we&#8217;re at it again! err.. or at least we will be soon enough.  I wanted to take a month &#8220;baby thoughts free&#8221; and I&#8217;ve done that, it was fine and easier than I thought actually. So now I&#8217;m ready to try again, if it doesn&#8217;t happen within a few months though I&#8217;m going to go back to the doc and get tests.  She said if we weren&#8217;t pregnant within 10 months or so, to go back and she&#8217;d have us tested.  It really has become more of a science than a miracle, hasn&#8217;t it? Oh well, I&#8217;m sure Xander is just DIEING to get that little cup alone! *Snickers*<\/p>\n<p>Come to think of it, every single part the man plays in creating a child is FUN! They get to have <strong>tons<\/strong> of sex and  even their test is fun!  I won&#8217;t get to go sit in a room with porn and masturbate.  Shit, if that was the case I would have been tested long ago! I&#8217;ll have to be poked with needles and spread eagle for some person I&#8217;ve never met!  He gets all the pleasure, and I get all the pain! Oh yeah.. good times.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So what can php do for me? This is what I wonder&#8230; I&#8217;ve been looking into getting this gallery thing to use for my pictures page. The problem is that I need php enabled on my hosting service, which I don&#8217;t. It will cost an extra $5\/month or something, but is it worth it? I &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[153,2],"tags":[878,16],"class_list":["post-274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","","category-geek","category-randoms","tag-blog-stuff","tag-project-baby"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=274"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5034,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/274\/revisions\/5034"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}