{"id":27,"date":"2005-01-21T17:33:13","date_gmt":"2005-01-21T15:33:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/?p=27"},"modified":"2010-02-02T21:47:27","modified_gmt":"2010-02-02T19:47:27","slug":"you-sing-terribly-but-spank-well","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/27","title":{"rendered":"You Sing Terribly, But Spank Well!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I admit it, I&#8217;m a reality TV junkie.  I resisted as long as I could and thought I could have just a tiny taste.. before I knew it I was hooked.<\/p>\n<p><strong>AMERICAN IDOL<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I downloaded and watched the first to episodes of <a href=\"http:\/\/idolonfox.com\/\">American Idol<\/a> and let me tell ya, I was <strong>cracking UP<\/strong>!!<\/p>\n<p>There were so many funny bits I can&#8217;t even think of where to begin.  The title of this blog is a comment made by Simon to one of the contestants who sant &#8220;Hanky Panky&#8221; and kept smacking herself on the ass.  There is even a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.williamhung.net\/\">William Hung<\/a> (Who&#8217;s x-mas album was hilariously titled &#8220;Hung For the Holidays&#8221;) of this new season and her name is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/6827115\/\">Mary Roach<\/a>.  She seems to have a somewhat more evil quality than the gentle Hung though, and at least two seperate personalities.<\/p>\n<p>I blame my mother for this show because she got me watching it last year when I was home visiting.<\/p>\n<p><strong>HERKEN DE HOMO<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Started watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rtl.nl\/reality\/herkendehomo\/profielen.xml\">Herken de Homo<\/a> last week.  This is also known in America as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fox.com\/playingitstraight\/\">Playing it Straight<\/a>.  The idea is that this one chick has to hang out with a group of guys and choose one.  The trick is that a certain amount of them are gay and she has to choose a straight guy in the end.  If she does choose a straight guy, they each get a half a million dollars. If a gay guy is able to trick her into thinking he&#8217;s straight and she picks him, he wins a million dollars and she gets nothing!  Man it&#8217;s really hard to tell which ones are gay!<\/p>\n<p><strong>OUTBACK JACK<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Ok <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tvtome.com\/OutbackJack\/\">Outback Jack<\/a> is definately my favorite by far.  Not only because the guy is hot beyond any stretch of the imagination, but the girls are such a riot.  This group of American girls get dropped in the outback where they are all to compete for the love of Jack (Who&#8217;s real name is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vadimdale.net\/\">Vadim Dale<\/a>).  They are city girls who are used to being pampered and watching them tromp around in the desert is truly entertaining!  I thought this one was going to be really irritating but am really enjoying watching this insanity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I admit it, I&#8217;m a reality TV junkie. I resisted as long as I could and thought I could have just a tiny taste.. before I knew it I was hooked. AMERICAN IDOL Yesterday I downloaded and watched the first to episodes of American Idol and let me tell ya, I was cracking UP!! There &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[152],"tags":[111,195,14],"class_list":["post-27","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","","category-entertainment","tag-american-idol","tag-reality-tv","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3363,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions\/3363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}