{"id":230,"date":"2006-06-20T10:02:39","date_gmt":"2006-06-20T10:02:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/?p=230"},"modified":"2010-02-08T23:37:05","modified_gmt":"2010-02-08T21:37:05","slug":"foobies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/230","title":{"rendered":"Foobies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone just sent me this via MSN and said &#8220;Why Turkey can never beat Brazil&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<div><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/breigh\/171177698\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/66\/171177698_8a912dcf37.jpg\" alt=\"Why Turkey can never beat Brazil\" width=\"500\" height=\"190\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>They do have a point, I&#8217;m sure half the Turkish team would stop dead in their tracks after seeing those&#8230; boobies almost as big as footballs.<\/p>\n<p>See now a guy looks at that and just thinks:<\/p>\n<p>BOOOBS!!<\/p>\n<p>I look at it and think:<\/p>\n<p>They are so fake&#8230;<br \/>\nIf her top fit properly that probably wouldn&#8217;t happen&#8230;<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s probably why she bought it.<br \/>\nAre all Brazilian nipples that dark?<br \/>\nMaybe she has a kid, I heard once that your nipples darken after you give birth&#8230;<br \/>\nI wonder if I&#8217;ll breast feed if I ever have a kid<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll have to, they say it&#8217;s much more healthy than formula<br \/>\nWhat if I had one of those kids who was allergic to everything, what a pain when he goes to parties<br \/>\nDoes the kid who shows up at parties with a list of food rules really ever get to be the cool kid?<br \/>\nOh god, my kid is going to be a loser!!<\/p>\n<p>Being a woman can be so complicated&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone just sent me this via MSN and said &#8220;Why Turkey can never beat Brazil&#8221;&#8230; They do have a point, I&#8217;m sure half the Turkish team would stop dead in their tracks after seeing those&#8230; boobies almost as big as footballs. See now a guy looks at that and just thinks: BOOOBS!! I look at &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7184,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[507,875,510],"class_list":["post-230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-randoms","tag-football","tag-funny-shit","tag-train-of-thought"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=230"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3701,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions\/3701"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7184"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}