{"id":211,"date":"2006-06-04T07:58:47","date_gmt":"2006-06-04T07:58:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/?p=211"},"modified":"2010-05-30T23:18:26","modified_gmt":"2010-05-30T21:18:26","slug":"wheres-all-the-pr0n","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/211","title":{"rendered":"Where’s all the pr0n?!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I use Sitemeter<\/a> to keep track of the traffic on my website. From time to time I have a look at the referral sites to see where my site is being linked from and such. A while back I posted about some weird things<\/a> people were searching for that lead them here. Here are some of the (not so) gems I found today:<\/p>\n

Google Search – Breigh’s Website<\/a> Woah! Someone was actually searching for me! errr, or someone else named Breigh. Sitemeter tells me it was someone from Liverpool in the UK. Who was it? Speak up!
\nYahoo Search – Cats + Eating Kittens<\/a>
\nSympatico Search – Skank<\/a><\/p>\n

Has my site been that boring lately? Am I getting tame in my ripe old age of 31 (last month *cry*) Man, I don’t know! How disappointing to not be able to find any really obscene searches leading back to here. It seemed like 95% of the searches that lead to my site are for “Swedish Torrent” I guess it’s because of the links on my old site that went to all the torrent sites.<\/p>\n

Man, I really gotta spice things up around here!<\/p>\n

DILDO VIBRATOR CLITORIS GANGBANG BANGBUS ORAL SEX FUCK SHIT BESTIALITY PENIS GOLDEN SHOWERS TEABAGGED NAKED HARDCORE SEX SEX SEX!!!!!<\/p>\n

There now, that should generate some interesting traffic! *Snicker*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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