{"id":205,"date":"2006-06-01T16:00:53","date_gmt":"2006-06-01T16:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/?p=205"},"modified":"2010-05-30T23:18:28","modified_gmt":"2010-05-30T21:18:28","slug":"frick-on-a-stick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/205","title":{"rendered":"FRICK ON A STICK!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

FUUUUUUUUCK!!!<\/p>\n

I’m an idiot! I’m the queen of idiots! I am the MOTHERSHIP that all alien idiots waddle out of!! I want to rip my brain out and use it to feed small animals, that’s how useless it is!!!
\nARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!<\/p>\n

If you’ve been following my rants about Google lately you know that I’ve been pulling my hair out being pissed off with Google because they wouldn’t help me with getting my gmail account back. Why won’t they help me? … because I don’t have the original link from the invite I got to create my gmail account.<\/p>\n

But I DO<\/strong> have it!! *Smacks forehead* It’s been sitting in the sent folder of my first gmail account this entire time and I didn’t know! Ohmyfuckinggod!!!<\/p>\n

Big thanks to DARRYN<\/a><\/strong> for pointing this out!! He is not an idiot, in fact he’s quite brilliant and he would like us all to know that we can’t ALL expect to be as awesome as he is! *Gets on knees and bows head to the ground repeatedly* I’m not worthy!! I’m not worthy!!!<\/p>\n

I’ve written to Google support again with this new info, keep your fingers crossed that I’ll actually get something more than a generic response this time!!<\/p>\n

Thanks DARRYN<\/span><\/strong> <– See, big and bold just like you!<\/p>\n

(Did anyone spot the Scrubs<\/a> reference?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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