{"id":203,"date":"2006-05-31T13:17:01","date_gmt":"2006-05-31T13:17:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/?p=203"},"modified":"2010-05-24T22:01:48","modified_gmt":"2010-05-24T20:01:48","slug":"hey-youre-fat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/203","title":{"rendered":"Hey, you&#8217;re FAT!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I was feeding the cats before bed* and something got me singing the Tom Jones tune from the Meow Mix ads, you know the one:<\/p>\n<p><em>What&#8217;s new pussycat woaaah woooah wooooooooah&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Anyhow, then Xander piped in with the other Meow Mix favorite:<\/p>\n<p><em>Meow meow meow meow.. meow meow meow meow<\/em> (Remember?  <em>I like chicken, I like liver Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>He laughed and asked if we had those ads in Canada too which made me laugh because 9 chances out of 10 the ads originated in North America and here in the Netherlands they had some dubbed version of it I started joking with him playing like the American snob and saying how all the GOOD TV ads come from America anyway, when he asked &#8220;like what?&#8221; I raised my nose in the air and said &#8220;Like that ad, you know &#8220;<strong>omdat je zwaar bent!!<\/strong>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>His face went from playful, to shock, to withheld laughter and finally to just outright in-your-face laughter while I stook there blinking and wondering what was so funny.<\/p>\n<p>The television ad I was talking about was something about hair dye or shampoo, I can&#8217;t remember but it usually has some star in it like Jennifer Garner or someone. They flip their hair and say &#8220;Because you&#8217;re worth it!&#8221; and when you watch it here in NL it&#8217;s obviously dubbed. What it REALLY says though is &#8220;&#8230; Omdat je het waard bent!&#8221; (because you&#8217;re worth it)<\/p>\n<p>Whenever I heard it, I heard it as &#8220;Omdat je zwaar bent&#8221;, which sounds quite a lot the same to the ear of a native english speaker&#8230; but that means &#8220;because you&#8217;re fat&#8221; (or because you are heavy).<\/p>\n<p>It all suddenly made sense why Xander went through the range of facial expressions I saw. He was surprised to hear me say that and then he said the image came into his head of what it would be like if a Loreal (or some other cosmetic company) had a television ad saying &#8220;Because you&#8217;re FAT!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, yeah &#8230;  So my Dutch still needs a bit of improvement hehe<\/p>\n<p>* We feed the cats a little before bed so they won&#8217;t meow all night until the early morning when we get up and feed them<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I was feeding the cats before bed* and something got me singing the Tom Jones tune from the Meow Mix ads, you know the one: What&#8217;s new pussycat woaaah woooah wooooooooah&#8230; Anyhow, then Xander piped in with the other Meow Mix favorite: Meow meow meow meow.. meow meow meow meow (Remember? I like &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[54,875],"class_list":["post-203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","","category-life-in-nl","tag-dutch","tag-funny-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=203"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4413,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/203\/revisions\/4413"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}