{"id":1933,"date":"2009-01-24T09:28:07","date_gmt":"2009-01-24T07:28:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/?p=1933"},"modified":"2009-01-24T09:34:44","modified_gmt":"2009-01-24T07:34:44","slug":"country-wide-shit-ninjas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/1933","title":{"rendered":"Country Wide Shit Ninjas"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"pooflag\"<\/a>
(Photo taken by Carol, an expat friend here in the Netherlands)<\/p>\n

Apparently I am not the only one having problems with Shit Ninjas<\/a> in their area.   Today when I checked one of my expat lists I saw a funny message from another lady who is fed up with the fact that people just don\u2019t clean up after their dogs here.  Only she came up with a much better way of dealing with it than I did<\/a> (even though my way actually worked, our Shit Ninjas have been behaving since our run in).<\/p>\n

She decided to stock up on little Dutch flags to stick in the poo when she sees it.   I\u2019m sure some people seeing her do this would probably take some kind of offence saying that she is saying the Netherlands is shit , but I think it\u2019s hilarious.<\/p>\n

Apparently on her 3 walks with her dogs yesterday alone, she went through 14 flags.   That\u2019s 14 shit dodges in one day.   I\u2019m telling you, it\u2019s out of control!<\/p>\n

I\u2019ll never understand why the laws about this aren\u2019t enforced more here in Holland, they DO exist but nobody gives a shit about them. Err.. pardon the pun.  Regardless, I have never lived anywhere in my life where I am constantly dodging dog crap like I am here.   Not to mention the fact that my dogs are always trying to eat poo which means I\u2019m tugging at them nonstop on every walk.  Ok I guess I am mentioning it but since when have I ever not wanted to share my misery?<\/p>\n

I\u2019m going to be very curious to see how this works for Carol in the future?  Will the Shit Ninjas in her area wisen up and start cleaning up after their dogs?  I have my doubts, but it will certainly let them know that SOMEONE is noticing their laziness.<\/p>\n

Knowing the luck of us expats though, one of our 12 year old, baby faced police officers will see her and give her a ticket for littering.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(Photo taken by Carol, an expat friend here in the Netherlands) Apparently I am not the only one having problems with Shit Ninjas in their area.   Today when I checked one of my expat lists I saw a funny message from another lady who is fed up with the fact that people just don\u2019t clean …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1931,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,4],"tags":[875,33,62,293],"class_list":["post-1933","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-life-in-nl","category-funny-shit","tag-funny-shit","tag-netherlands","tag-pets","tag-shit-ninjas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1933","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1933"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1933\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1935,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1933\/revisions\/1935"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1931"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}