{"id":1710,"date":"2008-10-04T21:14:59","date_gmt":"2008-10-04T19:14:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/?p=1710"},"modified":"2010-05-24T21:45:29","modified_gmt":"2010-05-24T19:45:29","slug":"this-cannot-be-happening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/1710","title":{"rendered":"THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Day<\/a><\/p>\n

Kill me now.  I mean it\u2026 just take me out back like a lame horse and put me down.   I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN<\/a>!!!<\/p>\n

My parents will be here in four days. FOUR DAYS. Tomorrow it will only be THREE DAYS\u2026 and I have a cold!  It started out as loads of sneezing, but I told myself it was just from the dust we were kicking up while clearing out the spare room.<\/p>\n

I feel it though, that familiar feeling in my nose and throat.  I\u2019m stuffy, I slept for three hours this afternoon when I should have been getting stuff done around the house.  I\u2019m tired.<\/p>\n

This is almost exactly 1 year from our trip to Canada last year<\/a> when I got sick 2 days after I arrived.  I think we need to stop getting together during cold and flu seasons because obviously I\u2019m not having much luck here.<\/p>\n

Come on, I know some of you know where I live.  Warnoud?  Paule?  Penny?  You\u2019ve been here, you know the way.  I\u2019ll leave a key under the mat, please just come in and smother me in my sleep.<\/p>\n

I promise I\u2019ll make sure Xander and mom know to still make sure you get your turkey!<\/p>\n

Oh yeah, and just to add insult to injury\u2026 check out that big fat grey hair in the front of my head.  Not only am I sick, I\u2019M OLD! AAUURRRGGHHH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kill me now.  I mean it\u2026 just take me out back like a lame horse and put me down.   I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!!! My parents will be here in four days. FOUR DAYS. Tomorrow it will only be THREE DAYS\u2026 and I have a cold!  It started out as loads of sneezing, …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6846,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,6],"tags":[225,244,57,93],"class_list":["post-1710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-photography","category-tantrums-rants","tag-365-days","tag-parents","tag-rants","tag-sickness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1710"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1710\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4388,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1710\/revisions\/4388"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6846"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}