{"id":157,"date":"2005-12-25T17:31:58","date_gmt":"2005-12-25T15:31:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/?p=157"},"modified":"2010-10-05T08:54:27","modified_gmt":"2010-10-05T06:54:27","slug":"ramona","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/157","title":{"rendered":"Ramona"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ramona is our Christmas turkey.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/12\/Ramona.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5707\" title=\"Ramona\" src=\"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/12\/Ramona.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"560\" height=\"420\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/12\/Ramona.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/12\/Ramona-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/12\/Ramona-600x450.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When I took it out of it&#8217;s packaging and had it in the dish it kept wobbling over to the left.   Then I looked and realized that one of it&#8217;s wings was missing, or half of itat least.   When I untied the legs to try to stuff it, the left leg flopped over to the side.  It wasn&#8217;t being held in place by the wing like on the right side.   So the it looked especially spread open.<\/p>\n<p>I said something about &#8216;stuffing him&#8217; and Xander asked how I knew it was a male.   So I thought about it for a second and said that after thinking about it, it must be female with the way it can&#8217;t keep it&#8217;s legs together.   After a lot of laughing and too many corny jokes about the amputee slut turkey, we decided that a turkey with so much character needed a name.<\/p>\n<p>So we named her Ramona&#8230; and I&#8217;m restraining myself from making crude jokes about how we&#8217;re going to eat her. (Ok, so not restraining myself very well)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><strong>MERRY CHRISTMAS!!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ramona is our Christmas turkey. When I took it out of it&#8217;s packaging and had it in the dish it kept wobbling over to the left. Then I looked and realized that one of it&#8217;s wings was missing, or half of itat least. When I untied the legs to try to stuff it, the left &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5707,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[71,87,268],"class_list":["post-157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","","category-life-in-nl","tag-christmas","tag-food","tag-turkey"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=157"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5708,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions\/5708"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5707"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}