{"id":142,"date":"2005-10-16T15:09:08","date_gmt":"2005-10-16T13:09:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.breigh.com\/wordpress\/?p=142"},"modified":"2010-02-08T20:49:34","modified_gmt":"2010-02-08T18:49:34","slug":"cant-breathe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/archives\/142","title":{"rendered":"Can&#8217;t&#8230;. Breathe&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I read one of the best comments I&#8217;ve heard in a very very long time.<\/p>\n<p><strong>An expat&#8217;s nerve-wrecking journey through Helland. Where even service is below sea level.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Now that&#8217;s some funny shit.  It&#8217;s from this site:  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.itsnotpossible.nl\">www.itsnotpossible.nl<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The site is named for the English translation of the Dutchies&#8217; favorite saying&#8230; &#8220;Dat kan niet!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Classic&#8230;   Thanks <a href=\"http:\/\/darryn.net\/\">Darryn<\/a> for pointing it out!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I read one of the best comments I&#8217;ve heard in a very very long time. An expat&#8217;s nerve-wrecking journey through Helland. Where even service is below sea level. Now that&#8217;s some funny shit. It&#8217;s from this site: www.itsnotpossible.nl The site is named for the English translation of the Dutchies&#8217; favorite saying&#8230; &#8220;Dat kan niet!&#8221; &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","","category-randoms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3605,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions\/3605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.canadutch.nl\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}