I’m Surrounded by Slores!

Day 82 on 25peeps and once again I’m surrounded by slores.

What is a slore?  Well, according to my friend Darryn it’s a cross between a slut and a whore.   I’ve decided I like that word because it brings together the utter desperation of both the slut and the whore.

It also works perfectly to describe these women surrounding me on 25peeps today.

I don’t know if you noticed or not, but I did manage to outlast Miss Look at My Boobies in my New Lingerie and Miss Look How My Face Looks When You Eat Me, that was easy!

Sadly though, they’ve been replaced by the Tittie Triplets, and as you can see from the photo, they are circling me and trying to squeeze me out.  Well, at least I think that’s what they are doing.  That one chick at the top looks more like she’s trying to pop two giant zits.  I think I’ll call her Miss Dontcha Wanna Tittie Fuck Me.

I’m drawing a blank on names for the other two of the triplets though, any suggestions?

I’m not going down without a fight! (Unlike them, I bet… )

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10 comments

  1. Alrite, clicked ya. (twice!)

    Did you also notice there isn’t but one guy on it?

  2. So does that make me a slut+man+whore = smore? Who doesn’t like smores?

  3. I love, love the fact that you actually wrote “Miss Dontcha Wanna Tittie Fuck Me” Ha! But you seem to imply it’s a bad thing. What’s up with that :) Anyway, funny stuff. I really must read you more often. Oh, and hi from Ottawa.

  4. I’ve voted for you a few times and you inspired me to submit my own non-slorish photos although I’d hate to go up against you. I also am spending more time at Blogexplosion because I’m lonely in my little corner of New Brunswick. I just moved here from Ottawa and, while my culture shock is not as severe as yours, I can imagine the loneliness. One more thing? They reviewed my site a while back too and they didn’t like me because I was having a bad time with my husband and whining a bit. Did they look for deeper posts…not really. So it comes down to bad timing. You have my sympathies on all counts.

  5. The scary thing is that because these photos are online and with no heads(?!), who is to say they actually belong to the person who is claiming them!

    I’ll go over and click on your pic for you.

    Cheers from a fellow Canuck!

  6. I went on over and clicked you. Good luck.

  7. I can’t think of any names for them, but I am happy that a face is beating out the slores. Gives me hope for the future. LOL

  8. You’re putting up a great fight – I’m for you!

  9. I can’t think of any names, but I better go vote again.

    I can’t believe I am voting against boobies LOL

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