Boys Will Be Boys

Last night I had Harley out for a cuddle.  He was curled up on me sleeping while I geeked and watched TV.

At one point I sat sideways on the sofa and held him in my hands on my belly… where he curled up and got comfortable.   He looked up at me and then started to lick his belly… it was so cute.  I was happy to see that he was cleaning himself at such a young age. 

I watched TV for another little while and then looked down at him again and saw him sucking on his leg.   It looked really weird and I laughed to myself at what a little contortionist he was.  He had his whole paw in his mouth and was sucking on his entire leg.

Then I noticed something.  One.. two… three.. four… LEGS.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! That pink thing he was sucking on was not a leg!!!

I gasped and gawked down at him, I must admit I was pretty surprised with what he was packing for such a little dude…  he looked up at me as if he was annoyed by the interruption.

He stopped then, thankfully.  I was starting to fear I was going to get Monica Lewinsky‘d …

I’m going to have to have the “Touching yourself is natural but you shouldn’t do it in front of people” talk with my horny little adolescent.

No wonder they are such solitary animals…  We would be too if we could reach!

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9 comments

  1. HHAHAHAAA! Admittedly, if we could do that, we would never leave the house! :P

  2. You gotta get him outta the house more often.

    Blogmad hit!

  3. Haahahahahahahaha!
    OMG this is too funny.

    What do you expect! He has no friends…
    And of course he felt comfortable with you.

    When I told my teenage sons my frank talk about sex. I said to them that they are not ready for sex if they are not comfortable with their body. To measure how comfortable they are with their body and the one they want to do “it ” with….If they cannot stand completely naked before the person they wish to be intimate with, and masterbate in front of them, then they are not ready for the responsibilities and the intimacy of sex.

    I know it helped my sons measure the value in relationships and the trust one must have with their partner to engage in such profoundly intimate acts.

    Guess Harley is ready for that kind of committment to you and trusts you intimately.

  4. LMAO! OMG! Have the talk! Quickly!

  5. Harley is now my hero.

    He is…the wind beneath my wings.

  6. Reminds me of the guy that went into the bar and saw the dog licking his balls,

    “Wish I could do that” said the stranger

    The Barman replied “Throw him a biscuit and he will probably let you”

  7. I’m laughing and thinking why weren’t we given such easy access?

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