Ya Big Fake!

I’ve been BAMBOOZLED!

Do you remember back in July when I wrote a post about best friends?  If not, click the link please because I can’t be arsed to explain it all again.

Anyhow, I feel cheated!  They are imposters! Ok, I guess they technically aren’t imposters since there is no real Bree or Daniel, but you get what I’m trying to say.

They’re fake!  I knew she was too cute to hang out with that dweeb.

Anyway, yeah so the story goes… a load of people who were even more into the whole lonelygirl15 crap than I was got suspicious about if she really existed.   From what I gather, there were clues along the way that gave them away.

Here’s the story from some dude.

There’s like four million links all over the web from these geeky super sleuths who figured out that the whole thing was a big farce, but I can’t be bothered to look them all up again.

Plus, you’ve probably seen them anyway.

So yeah, the homeschooled innocent chickie from the videos doesn’t even exist.  Instead she’s just another one of those foreigners who ran away to the US-of-A hoping to hit the big time.  She’s a KIWI!

Does the chick out slutting it up with her friend Miss Tongue look like anyone’s been locking her in a room and making her read the bible lately?  Uhh, no.   Especially not since the doe-eyes have turned into come-fuck-me eyes.

To think, I poured my heart out after seeing their cute rap video… and it was all lies… LIES!!

Ya know what sucks the most, I kind of liked that there was some chick out there who was home more than me and had less of a life… but now I’m back to being the biggest most boring loser again! ffs!

Bamboozled I tell ya, BAMBOOZLED!

Sorry, I just love that word and this gave me a great opportunity to say it.  If only I found all this shit out yesterday, it would have made a GREAT FOAD Thursday!

The hell with it, I’ll make this a FOAD FRIDAY!

Damn you Jessica Rose!!!  You and your eyebrows can just…. FOAD!!