Pawn not Porn!

I just saw the comment left for me by Xenoguy and it reminded me that the guy in my class told me the name of the author of the book I’m looking for. So I jumped up and scurried around looking for my bag, which hasn’t moved since my vacation started.. I’m such a lazyass. Anyway, when I looked at the back of my book I saw “Porno Prophecies – David Eddings”.

Clever as I am, I was sure if I looked it up by author on Amazon. I put in David Eddings and the first result was PAWN OF PROPHECY.

Suddenly I felt just like Jeff from Coupling. You know how he always seemed to say the wrong thing, if he was thinking of breasts and someone asked him about the weather, he’d say “it’s raining breasts out there!”. That’s the kind of flashback I had to my last day in school before the vacation. Now I know why he looked at me so strangely when I said “Yeah I couldn’t find the book anywhere, I looked up porno on the net and had no luck at all!”. Imagine being him, telling this chick in your class about this fantasy book and she starts responding about porn! *Bangs head against the wall*

I blame the accent, seriously.. I mean say “Pawn of Prophecy” out loud sort of quickly. Don’t you sound like a proper New Zealander saying “Porno Prophecies”?!!