My Kitchen Nemesis

Tonight I was heating up some leftover pasta for my husband and I realized that if I could un-invent something it would be cling film… I can’t stand that shit!

Only because I can’t use it…

When I try to pull it off the roll I end up with this ripped off piece between my thumb and finger.
When I manage to get it pulled out more it ends up all stuck to itself before I can get it around the plate.
Those stupid fucking teethy things never work and I end up ripping it off way too narrow on one end.

I hate it. I hate it so much I’d rather clean the pasta sauce splatters from my microwave than fight with that clingy crap trying to cover it up.

I’m not even going to get into the torment of taking it off a plate and then trying to put it back on. I’m getting chest pains just thinking about it.

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6 comments

  1. Do they have those little shower cap like thingies that you just snap over a plate or bowl there? Works wonders!

  2. I live in the Netherlands, remember? hehe they totally don’t do the Glad / Saran wrap thing here. It’s all generic brand cling-to-itself cling film. Pisses me off.

  3. Yeah, I hate the stuff and never use it myself. The stuff never works the way you want it to, and works the totally wrong way you want it to. Just throw it out. :)

  4. Cling film bugs me as well…but I can not stop using it. I also find that Glad bags work well when Cling film is pissing me off.

  5. This is a horrible burden for you :)

  6. Try Glad Press’n Seal. More expensive but you can use a lot less. Everything works as it should.

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