You Sing Terribly, But Spank Well!

I admit it, I’m a reality TV junkie. I resisted as long as I could and thought I could have just a tiny taste.. before I knew it I was hooked.

AMERICAN IDOL

Yesterday I downloaded and watched the first to episodes of American Idol and let me tell ya, I was cracking UP!!

There were so many funny bits I can’t even think of where to begin. The title of this blog is a comment made by Simon to one of the contestants who sant “Hanky Panky” and kept smacking herself on the ass. There is even a William Hung (Who’s x-mas album was hilariously titled “Hung For the Holidays”) of this new season and her name is Mary Roach. She seems to have a somewhat more evil quality than the gentle Hung though, and at least two seperate personalities.

I blame my mother for this show because she got me watching it last year when I was home visiting.

HERKEN DE HOMO

Started watching Herken de Homo last week. This is also known in America as Playing it Straight. The idea is that this one chick has to hang out with a group of guys and choose one. The trick is that a certain amount of them are gay and she has to choose a straight guy in the end. If she does choose a straight guy, they each get a half a million dollars. If a gay guy is able to trick her into thinking he’s straight and she picks him, he wins a million dollars and she gets nothing! Man it’s really hard to tell which ones are gay!

OUTBACK JACK

Ok Outback Jack is definately my favorite by far. Not only because the guy is hot beyond any stretch of the imagination, but the girls are such a riot. This group of American girls get dropped in the outback where they are all to compete for the love of Jack (Who’s real name is Vadim Dale). They are city girls who are used to being pampered and watching them tromp around in the desert is truly entertaining! I thought this one was going to be really irritating but am really enjoying watching this insanity.

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2 comments

  1. I loathe to admit this, but I too am sadly addicted to IDOL…not bc the talent is anything worthwhile, but bc Simon is SUCH an ass.

    Mary Roach was a special kind of horror, Imust admit. I worry now that some people are trying to be the net William Hung. I still have a soft spot for William – being that he is from my area in Hong Kong as well. He is the main reason I am hooked on idol.

    We also get CRAP reality shows like “For Love or Money” and “My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance”, but I refuse to watch them. My frends are hooked on “Manhunt- the search for the perfect male model”. Gag.

  2. My favorite reality show is “The Amazing Race”. Actually, I’d like to compete in it. :)

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